Kelsey Jane Page

cat mom to Cheddar Malone & Parmigiano Reggiano

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The guy I’m dating asked if we could get brunch on Sunday. So, you tryna stay Saturday night, boo boo? 👀😏 say less.

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Do you ever show pictures of other cats to your cat & tell them that they look alike? Parmesan agreed with 3/8 of the cats I showed him. I think that’s a good record.

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@enor_anad @zillowgonewild When you invest with me!!!!

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@fullerton_britt @BarackObama Thanks Britt!!

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Will you please wish me a happy birthday, @BarackObama? It’s my 8th birthday with this request & you’re my hero 💕

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Jenna Ortega has the cutest freckles & you never see them on Wednesday.

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It’s be real cool if I could be home doing nothing with my cats right now.

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My apple customer support friends I spit to tonight were AMAZING.

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Everyone talks about Chick-Fil-A chicken but y’all are sleeping on Raising Cane’s.

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Mac Miller walked so Jeremy Allen White could run.

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@dominos why can’t I redeem my free pizza in south city STL???

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The fact that Dustin’s gf, Suzie, has Brigham Young University flags in her room makes Stranger Things the best show ever created. The details 🤌🏼

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STL is under water. That’s enough reason to get door dash Chipotle, right?

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Idk what y’all are trying to prove eating 15 avocados a day but I’m not impressed & avocados taste like shit.

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Paramore is playing in Chesterfield in October. They want $300 per ticket? Nah fam.

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I spend at least 30 minutes a day slow blinking back at my cats.

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Lest we forget Poor White Trash?

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An episode of GBBS but the contestants are Paul Hollywood, Mary Berry, & Prue Leith. Y’ALL BAKE IN THAT SHORT OF TIME.

luv u @PaulHollywood 🖤

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Finally at that point of quitting my job where I feel secure in the decision I’ve made.

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I need to know why Miles Teller & Chris Hemsworth made a shit movie like Spiderhead 🫥🫥