Kelsey☁️

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[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

Please support an aspiring artist (me!) on Redbubble! For every piece of merch sold for the month of February, my profit margin will go to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention🤍
https://t.co/wdkoNs2Ex2

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

my bearded dragon NEVER wants to leave its tank until I put @ArianaGrande on the screen #excusemeiloveyou ✨

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

😭

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

It’s friggin’ bats. I love Halloween.

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

people not wearing masks /literally/ turns me off

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

THERE’S A FLY ON PENCE’S HEAD HE’S LITERAL GARBAGE

[naya 𐚁 @curlynaya]

Breonna Taylor's and Emmett Till's murders were let off scott free on the same day 65 years apart.

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

@StephenPuleio COMEDY GOLD

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

So like... how is Kidz Bop gonna cover WAP?

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

@LilNasX You be lookin like the Windows 98 3D flower box screensaver

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

@Beckman_Hollis I’m a certified chef
Seven days a week
Waffles and pancakes
Yeah your brunch game WEAK

[relatable @byreIatable]

The sexual tension between me and the thought of dropping out of school

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

and I realize makeup isn’t a necessity, but if you wear it every day then it becomes essential. just like how people buy hair or skin products.

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

people be like “idk what to get my s/o for [insert event here]”

literally see what kinds of products, makeup, etc they use and just restock what they have

It’s not “boring”

it’s super thoughtful and allows them to budget/spend their money on fun stuff rather than necessities!

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

i’m waiting in line to check out at a store and this grandma just used “I’ll call the cops” as a threat to her grandchild so he would put some candy back on the shelf and this is what’s wrong with America

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

22 hole punch paper for old binders🗒 Extra security. Your papers aren’t going ANYWHERE.

[Alexa @AmazonAlexa]

Why does this paper have holes in it? Wrong answers only. #FlashbackFriday

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

ME

[tilly (taylor’s version) @thetillybean]

People with bob the builder bfs rlly have it all huh

[Kelsey☁️ @kelsma99]

@idkayIa At least your football team isn’t named the “Washington Football Team” LMAO