Kelsey

If you don’t jump to put jeans on, then baby you don’t feel my pain

[Kelsey @kelsmaree123]

Me: “what’s prophase? Is that the one that looks like boobs?”

@BrettWeaver2 *disgusted* “no. That’s telephase.”

Tales of a HS biology teacher that is married to the girl who 100% cheated her entire highschool science career

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The Penguin has a cilantro aversion too and I’ve never connected to a villain more #ShoveABarofSoapInYourMouth

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@BrettWeaver2 Olympic quote of the day ‘He got third. That’s like kissing your sister.’

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This Clemson baseball team has a POTTY MOUTH and I am here for it 😂

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I can’t wait to add a kid to our family. 7:40 on a Saturday morning and we’re discussing the metals that are in our daily vitamins. We will for sure raise a genius. #ThisIsAHouseOfLearnedDoctors

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@The_MrsCarter Yes! Well- trying to grow at least 😂 stay tuned to find out if we’re successful

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Clemson Baseball- can we PLEASE expand the playlist? No more run this town, no more we like to party. #GoingInsane

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I’ve found my second gray hair in like two weeks. If you’re wondering if I’m fine I absolutely am NOT

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Watching Boomhauer speak on ‘King of the Hill’ with subtitles is the ULTIMATE life hack

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What am I supposed to do tomorrow at work now? Actually work?

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Last of Us Ep. 3- that’s not how this goes. That’s not how any of this goes.

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@The_MrsCarter Regular straw use causes big time wrinkles- and I know you come from a yeti bottle house. I’ll judge

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Spotify wrapped szn is one of my favorite szns

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Only @BrettWeaver2 could turn on ancient apocalypse and somehow rope me into watching too.

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For a country that threw tea in the harbor and declared independence from Great Britain we sure do seem to care a lot about their monarchy…

Jefferson, Franklin, and Adams are probably rolling over in their graves at our strange outpouring of love for the Queen today…

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Kelsey’s Adulting Lesson of the Day-
If for over a week you:
1) stumble and trip over literally nothing
2) have a headache on just one side of your head
3) just wanna press your hand to your ear all the time

You have an ear infection. Go to the Dr. You’re welcome.

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New fridge delivery date approaching means ‘clean out the freezer/fridge’ meals

Tonight’s meal: Spring rolls and fried rice I bought… I don’t know when or why because we’ve never eaten this food at home ever?

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I just earned the 'Riding Steady (Level 16)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/xOTg90JAs8

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I’m just saying… I’ve never seen a republican wearing Chacos

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The year is 2022. I need to know why an electric crayon sharpener is 100 dollars.

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Hello pre season football. I didn’t exactly miss you yet. @BrettWeaver2 did though