this woman was created in a lab to give the maid of honour speech at the wedding of a couple named Jaxson and Brayleigh who met at a college football tailgate party
The funny thing about living in Lincoln and people becoming local influencers is some of these people are the most DIABOLICALLY RUDE people I have met, and they are portraying themselves as funny and kind. Which is batshit in itself lol.
@nmaestas I typically go with some sort of ugly,fat mama,small dick energy combo. But my favorite is ��you look like you smell musty” or “I can smell you thru your profile picture”.
Nothing makes me feel more lonely than a Friday night. Seeing everyone with their babies and/or their partners having little Friday nights staying in honestly makes me a little covetous. And admitting feels so lame but it’s true.
I saw a post that said:
“I think being forced to be hyper independent as a child has caused me to be irrationally angry with any adult who needs their hand held through anything they do.”
And I felt that in my soul.
top 5 female experiences:
- realizing ur kinda chopped
- getting called fat for the first time
- realizing it was SA
- developing an ED
- crashing out over a guy you never even dated