Ken Elsner

Invented John Legend, itchiest man in America, twice told I was “pleasant to talk to”, racehorse owner, I’m not a cat

[Ken Elsner @kelsner2013]

⚾️💎 StatpadGame #135 ⚾️💎

Average Score: .902 OPS 🔥

'09 Teixeira — 0.948
'26 De La Cruz — 0.844
'87 Trammell — 0.953
'26 Buxton — 0.912
'21 Betts — 0.854

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@GoodmanHoops NO

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@9Durden4 $25

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@Section10Pod fucking fuck fuck

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@GregABedard Insert rim shot

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@BoSoxInjection shitty

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@StoolGreenie Are you high?

[Ken Elsner @kelsner2013]

@danabeers @JoeDellera That made me laugh out loud

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@RiggsBarstool So, in essence, Justin rose signed with McLaren golf. Hope that helps

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@Djzanghi22 @stiff_socks federal crime

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@OhioTate So performative

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@nobull @NjTank99 Awesome!!

[Ken Elsner @kelsner2013]

@mjthomas99 @Savageboston @FitzyGFY @Teddyjradio @WEEIAfternoons the muttering, dont forget the muttering

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@Savageboston @FitzyGFY i’m forever team @FitzyGFY !
been saying for at least a year that CTE @Teddyjradio is terrible, consistently has shitty takes and tbh he ruins @WEEIAfternoons!

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@StoolAfterDark so many people throwing off the wrong foot

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@afigue2010 chills

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@ChasingSnyder Good job by the student radio guys

[Ken Elsner @kelsner2013]

⚾️💎 StatpadGame #47 ⚾️💎

Total Score: 766 HITS 🔥

'13 Machado — 189
'25 Soto — 152
'07 Gordon — 134
'25 Tatis Jr — 159
'21 Lowe — 132

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@Super70sSports Glenn "Mother" Hubbard

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@Recliningdad @Super70sSports My favorite