verb ate’m

add a “ bio” to my “profile”????

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

me sending emails vs me getting emails

[If U Can’t Take It, @ThenGetBack]

Apparently Luigi asked the nypd officers if he could listen to a song as he was being detained and he picked Roll With Me by Charli xcx 😭😭😭

[lari @martiniposting]

The word discourse is an incredibly generous description of what most of you are doing

[esra @1989healy]

I have no one to talk to about this

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[Kαмi🪆 @tunechistark]

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest show of all time?

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

thinking today of Calvin’s First Quadrennial You Voted Now Have A Drink On Me party of 2016

[Destiny Jackson @DestinyDreadful]

Some of y’all need this

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

oh pride and prejudice (2005) isn’t streaming anywhere? guess I’ll just fkin ***** ****** ** *** ****

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

phd coursework vs phd dissertation

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

third pic was my lock screen for months

[z ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ @tdeardnskies]

this is my one direction btw

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

@allthingsspc brat summer

[trea @brookelivs]

ROB WANTS LEAH AGAIN??? #loveislandusa

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

@AnnamLaughs We call him Drake Roy (like Drake x Kendall Roy from Succession)

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

My body count? You mean the number of paragraphs between my introduction and my conclusion?

[lilo @wavveswork]

“I just want to be with rob” #loveislandusa

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

using this juncture in history not to slow down an extinction event, but instead to accelerate it, in service of building machines whose primary purpose is to render humans obsolete. silicon valley makes sense as a grand death drive project, a compulsion towards self annihilation

[Thomas Horrocks @thomaslhorrocks]

In light of Louisiana’s recent decision to require that the 10 commandments be posted in every public classroom, I’m reminded of this astute observation from Kurt Vonnegut.

[verb ate’m @kelsobot_]

track 10 will be like
“this one’s for all my dream girls
this one’s for all my bland girls
this one’s for all my wake your boyfriend up girls”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Camila Cabello unveils the tracklist for her new album, ‘C,XOXO.’ Out June 28th.

[lilah “miss osteonecrosis 2026” duncan @dvnots]

fuck it, Kristen Doute Spring Breakers fancam!