kelso 🌒

she/her // keep families together, pet cats, make stuff // follow my shop @plutoandcoshop

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not."

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

hey @southwestair - is it normal protocol for gate agent to accuse a mom of lying about carrying on a breast pump & then make her open her bags in front of all passengers & then is super rude when said mom can’t zip everything back up immediately with one hand. just wondering.

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

uh @krispykreme r u good

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

Earth: snow in Georgia & fires in California
Republicans: seems fake but ok

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

truly hate when a woman gets up from her subway seat and a man replaces her and immediately manspreads and expects me, who was sitting first, to make MORE space for him like uh no if you don’t fit in the open spot then ✨don’t sit✨

[j @sapphictropes]

for the people who said project 2025 wasn’t possible bc of checks and balances…republican president, republican senate, republican house, republican supreme court. this will be the handmaid’s tale

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[໊ @wynrosei]

using dark mode so much that i became physically repulsed when i see a white screen

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

do you think all the people that immediately stand up when a plane lands (especially those in the very last rows) feel good about themselves

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

A six week abortion ban is actually a 4 week abortion ban and if you don’t understand this then you probably should keep women’s reproductive rights out your fucking mouth.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

If you can’t Then you don’t
handle me deserve me
at my at my

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

hi hello @sierrabwright I love the colorful striped sweater you have in the first episode!!! where is it from!!!

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

very grossed out - bought this hummus tonight (~3 hours ago) from @Target @AskTarget and just opened it and it has mold??? wtf???

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

hi hello @ChipsAhoy can you please make a combo box of original & chewy because I live in a divided household but we’re only 2 people so we don’t need 2 whole boxes of cookies!!

[kelso 🌒 @kelsodunzo]

as the driving friend growing up I never expected to become a passenger princess in my relationship but it is so nice 😌

[Moms Demand Action @MomsDemand]

“Look, I know guns. I’m a veteran. I’m a hunter… But I’m also a dad. I believe in the Second Amendment but I also believe our first responsibility is to keep our kids safe.” - @Tim_Walz

That’s what common sense looks like. ⬆️ #DNC2024