Kelso

norcal smash's resident bus driver

[world's first bishonen hamster @arcadiaofsorrow]

i use setplay to cope. my therapist says setting lingering projectiles on oki helps me experience the control over situations I feel i'm lacking in my personal life so by dp'ing on wake up you are directly contributing to my trauma disorder.

[Kelso @kelsofitzy]

Mavs finally turned Luka into Marvin Bagley. Job’s done.

[Vermillion(FREE AGENT) @ST_Vermillion]

Hello everyone, Vermillion here

I'm announcing that I am looking for a sponsor! I'm one of the best Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising players in North America, and a world record speedrunner who has run for many charity events! I want to travel to more events to show off my skills!

[quasimatt @quasimatt]

prediction markets will replace buying stuff.

i want someone to bring kiwis to my house.

i make a prediction market about whether someone will deliver 4 kiwis to my doorstep and load $15 into "no". a guy with an ebike sees it and picks up some kiwis.

before dropping them off on my doorstep, he bets yes. he drops them off. the market resolves to "yes" and he gets $15.

rest in peace, amazon, doordash, ubereats, etc.

[Kelso @kelsofitzy]

Alex Luthor? The Metropolis financier?

[Kelso @kelsofitzy]

@Sajam @TurboJehtt Damn I’m late

[Kelso @kelsofitzy]

@Sajam @TurboJehtt ayooo let’s go haha wasn’t expecting this

[Harrison @HarrisonQTran]

I CLIMBED OUT OF BRONZE #MarvelRivals

[palette @palettecustoms]

Dragonball!

Beige and pastel blue with a satin finish! Check out the Palette Customs booth at #GENESISX2 for a chance to win!

[Kelso @kelsofitzy]

@EEvisu @ShamsCharania 6 year mavs fan man it feels like my parents are getting divorced

[Majin Luu @LouieMoney98]

I'm opting in for @theTHRONEgg!

Like and retweet this to nominate me for a chance to #TakeTheThroneII 👑

[Brandon Collier @YungWaff]

Man seeing shit like this so frustrating bruh

I swear people in the town can’t catch a break fr

To the melee/fgc community:

If we did a one time online Rollback Rumble charity event to help out

Would people pop out and participate?

Lemme in the comments

[chibi tv /ちびテレビ📺 @chibiitv]

We interviewed Japanese and NA Smash players at Supernova about the differences between Japanese tourneys and American tourneys!
日本と北米のスマブラ選手に、Supernovaで日本とアメリカの大会の違いについてインタビューしました！

ENG & 日本語
Link in the replies! リンクはリプライ！

[Vermillion(FREE AGENT) @ST_Vermillion]

Also Free Agent btw

[javi @norcal_javi]

Norcal friends -- @guildhouseSJ is hosting a 1-day multi-game FGC & Smash Ultimate regional on Saturday June 29th featuring Ultimate, SF6, Tekken 8, Granblue, Under Night, Melty Blood, Guilty Gear, and Rivals 2! Link below. RTs appreciated

[Kelso @kelsofitzy]

@ChrisCanovas I cried at the end lol

[Luka Dončić @lukadoncic]

@MavsMuse 2 for 1 .. analytics 😎

[Kelso @kelsofitzy]

@GoonboyJosh All day baby

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

I don't particularly care about Pokémon or Palworld, but the algorithm is intent on spamming me with this incredibly stupid discourse, so here are some thoughts as an animator and instructor. 🧵

[Kelso @kelsofitzy]

@ChrisCanovas When’s the function tho