Kelsey Fisher

California girl enjoying her adventures as a mom in the Pacific Northwest.

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Hey @UPS: maybe teach your drivers not to throw my "FRAGILE LIQUID" boxes from Costco onto the porch while saying, "go to the f**king store!" on my camera when we're in the middle of a pandemic.

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Yes, there are still protests here (51 days later), but our city is not falling apart. This is a local issue. The feds need to get out. This is not a f**king police state.

Federal Agents Unleash Militarized Crackdown on Portland https://t.co/4BFtf8a9N3

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

...."federal agents dressed in fatigues have been patrolling the city in unmarked vans, grabbing and detaining protesters, often with no indication of whether they’ve been charged with any crime. "

50 Nights of Unrest in Portland https://t.co/jmkf58HqSK

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Things I've just learned about where I live. Unreal. :::: When Portland banned blacks: Oregon’s shameful history as an ‘all-white’ state https://t.co/uaCulyGV23

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Photos: Marine veteran stands in protest for Black Lives Matter - Insider https://t.co/iObi6xxqfY

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

For those of you who don’t think staying home is important...THIS IS HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE:: Video shows giant trench being dug on NYC's Hart Island to bury coronavirus victims https://t.co/tYrAdxOvgy via @nbcnews

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Oregon is letting people pump their own gas r/n gas due to coronavirus. Had attendant watch me the entire time (no joke) so that I wouldn’t break the pump b/c Oregonians who don’t know how to pump gas have been. Come on, guys. #thingscaliforniansdobetter #COVIDー19

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

For a guy who claims to have a handle on the coronavirus, Trump sure shakes a lot of hands. Is this press conference “self-quarantine” or did he forgot he sat next to a guy with coronavirus earlier this week? #presidenttrump #coronavirus

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Great @nytimes article about my husband's uncle Keith. If anyone was wondering who helped us fall in love with "Jessie's Girl" and made Fleetwood Mac, Fleetwood Mac...you have Keith to thank.
https://t.co/1zxtzJYPDk

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Adult Hunger Games: Daycare waitlists.

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

I still can't use a vault toilet at a campground without thinking The Flukeman is checking out my ass. #xfiles #nerdreference

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

This year the 4th of July shall be formally known as "Please God Don't let a Firework Wake up my Baby of I'm Gonna..." day. #maybenextyear

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

And we've entered the Twilight Zone... https://t.co/p7zrDaiFar

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

If i could concentrate on things half as hard as my daughter does when she farts, I'd be getting somewhere in life. #momlife

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Whoever said, "it's no use crying over spilled milk," obviously didn't have a breast pump. #momlife

[Tiffy Diamond @Tiffy4u]

@kelsrude @McConaughey Hahaha it was awkwardly forgettable. Like when you met Puck from Glee and were wasted. cc @AY_23

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

Realizing @AY_23 @Tiffy4u @Armanijsmith @ManniAdriano @andrewgusz probably think I'm ignoring them, because I keep forgetting I'm on Twitter

[Ali YO @AY_23]

Just realizing that Game of Thrones is back soon. I'm sensing the need for weekly viewing parties/dinners @kelsrude

[Kelsey Fisher @kelsrude]

@Tiffy4u @McConaughey Oh yeah hahaha. I totally forgot about that night! Crown Bar, right?