Kels

23 - UofGH grad - 🦊

[Shehab Khan @ShehabKhan]

This GIF is brilliant.

Listen to the government's advice - stay at home.

[Brandon McCarthy @BMcCarthy32]

there's not a single thing in this world a male could experience that would even come close to the indignity of being legally forced to carry your rapist's baby to term

[Project Big Screen @ProjBigScreen]

Here's a side-by-side of 'The Lion King' trailer with the same scenes from the 1994 original movie. #TheLionKing

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

If you say “I have a surprise for you” and it’s not a dog then I don’t want it.

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

@brittfarfar I use Mint! It connects to your accounts and categorizes all your transactions.

[Beks @beksjwhite]

My waiter asked “Now, do we want straws OR do we want to save the turtles?” and honestly we all deserve that environmental guilt trip

[Chris Vandenbreekel 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 @Vandecision]

THREAD: This morning, I want to highlight the 15 souls we have lost in the #HumboldtBroncos bus crash. They all had their stories, both on and off the ice. They were all loved.

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

I have questions about the font choice in Wild Wild Country

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

Ppl really need to stop putting proficient in Microsoft Word in their resumes...that should be a given

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

I always make sure to say thank you to my google home, so one day when the robots take over she’ll spare my life.

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

@aalexis__ try Shoppers! I've seen them in with the travel size stuff

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LMg4mj6LFn

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

I made myself the most disgusting coffee this morning and am low-key disappointed in myself, I'm better than that.

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

Then ▶️Now - been in this house for 22 years and so has this couch 🏠💕 https://t.co/e9RNKPJQ5c

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

"Sudden death" as if anyone is surprised by this. https://t.co/8TjSB7wHov

[CP24 @CP24]

Marineland mourns sudden death of beluga whale
https://t.co/6BmfpJJpdo

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

Thanks for always letting me drink all your water and for giving me all your crunchy fries.… https://t.co/BnrJTbq5Q9

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

🌼made a new friend today 🌼 @ African Lion Safari https://t.co/5N7DG83U0Z

[Kels @kelsschuurman]

Some guy walks around my office with no shoes on and I think I might throw up on him 🤢🤢