kelseysusanmcintyre

drive fast and leave a sexy corpse

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Ukrainian President Zelensky cancels all his foreign visits as Russia continues its push into the country's northeast https://t.co/gk28FnGd5J

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

@emonitela @SadSummerFest @babycassmac

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

An icon. A legend. A star.
RIP Sandy 🥺💔

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Time feels warped, so I think we should add a second Halloween to the year, maybe in March

[Volia @VoliaNikaci]

Libra & Aries placements in a chart:

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

@guppiesz Happy birthday cousinnnn! 🎉🎈🍾

[bob saget @bobsaget]

Every time a conspiracy theorist is dethroned, an angel gets its wings.

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[CDC Emergency @CDCemergency]

This #Halloween, take steps to protect yourself and others against #COVID19 and #flu. #WearAMask, wash your hands, stay outdoors, and stay at least 6 feet apart from other trick-or-treaters. More tips: https://t.co/Wds5YC90iP

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

@Kirabernardino @TayshiaAdams Clare sucksssssssss

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

Would you date someone who said this “I don’t vape anymore, I just do hookah”

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

I literally would listen to Jonathan Groff sing the dictionary

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

@akocchipinti Preachhhhhhhhhhhh

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

PARIS FOR PRESIDENT ✨🇺🇸👸🏼✨

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

I just flashed the Starbucks drive thru, because my lovely dog jumped into my lap and got stuck on my shirt. I hope that puppuccino was fantastic aurora.

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

Wait someone drive to Vegas with me right now, I’m having fomo @akocchipinti 😢

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

I think I’m in love with Pete Davidson and it’s really making me realize I have a type.

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

I wish I never had to wear pants

[luce @luc3wilk0]

People don’t leave shit jobs, they leave shit management

[kelseysusanmcintyre @kelsusmac]

“It’s not meat salad, it’s salad meat duh”- Scott McIntyre