Kelsey Nicole Swindle

Obsessed with my pets

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

goodbye my sweet hershey. i will always love you. i promise to find you in every lifetime, universe, and dimension. see you soon beautiful girl.

goodbye, goodbye, you were bigger than the whole sky 🤍

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

@trowaman Honestly why not?

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

So many things.
1. They are obsessed with James’ biology is weird as fuck??? Like why are they always talking about this? It’s creepy.

2. Naming the solution to the problem after your competitor is on par with giving free tacos with your competitor’s name. Are they dumb?

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Today, I visited the USDA lab in Kerrville. Remarkable place. To protect Texas, they’re releasing hundreds of millions of sterile screwflies.

I’m calling them Talaricos!

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

mexico ):

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

So first, this is just factually wrong. There’s plenty of hip hop in the top 100. Drake is in the top 20. Even Mac Miller is in the top 100.

Second, wtf would USAID have to do with it?

The way 1/3 of the electorate thinks this guy is smart baffles me.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

ROGAN: “People are pointing out that right now it's one of the rare times where no rap music is on the charts. And they're saying, how does this coincide with USAID? Was USAID actively promoting rap music?” 🤔

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

Are they trying to distract us???????

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

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[New Heights @newheightshow]

London’s Calling

THE PRINCE WILLIAM EPISODE. NOON ET.
@KensingtonRoyal

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

“It’s pink in the way a white person is pink” - my fiance

[JR- bravo addict @joyrosenberg]

You can see here, Danielle’s dress was pink. lol

#inthecity

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

Taylor Swift getting married is my 250th celebration.

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

Because non-citizen students and their families have been paying taxes in Texas that help fund these schools - (just like citizens in Texas)! This is such a stupid argument.

If you live in Texas, pay taxes in Texas, you deserve in state tuition.

[Austin Statesman @statesman]

A reader says a student from Arkansas isn’t allowed in-state tuition in Texas, so why should noncitizens be given this benefit? | Opinion https://t.co/UbTWEKIy4a

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

we said good bye to my big brother’s sweet strider last night. he was the sweetest boy and had so much love in his heart. he was so goofy and brought us so much joy. he took the best care of my brother.
i know hershey was so happy to see him again.
ill always love you, buddy <3

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

missing my angel extra tonight

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

Kind of loving at everyone learning how drug addicts actually talk about their addictions via Hunter Biden tweets.

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

kind of agree because why was arguing with my fiance last night that’s he’s still not a texan 💀
he thinks if he says it it’s true 💀 “im a Texan” SAYS WHO????

[SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma @SubwayTakes]

You have to be born in New York to be a New Yorker!! @JLo

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

idk how i feel about a bravo show in boerne when i want real housewives of austin.

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

Anyways here’s my favorite tweet

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

Delete this tweet right fucking now I am so offended stop time why am I getting so old I was just a child and now the things from preteen and (almost) teenage years are 20 years old aging is blessing and march towards death that these tweets remind me about

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Twitter turns 20.

What is your favorite tweet of all time?

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

Thinking about Donna Kelce’s modest Florida home remodel @ the Alison Wonderland show

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

Although this video is not from 2018! I believe it might be the 2020 walk?

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

This is true!! I did this walk with James and I thought i was going to die. The next day, our campaign manager called me to let me know James wasn’t doing well and had to goto the hospital. Glad James made it through and hasn’t stopped fighting ever since 🫶🏻

[umichvoter @umichvoter]

Apparently this is how he found he had type 1 diabetes and needed insulin everyday

[Kelsey Nicole Swindle @kelswindle]

You’re right but annoying. If someone says they had a kolache for breakfast you 100% know they had the pastry on the right

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

I love Texas and the great people from my state

But I will die on the hill that people are wrongly referring to klobasneks as kolaches, a kolache is a delightful pastry with (typically) fruit inside