✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨

I like to pretend I have my shit together 💁🏻😁

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

@ohlol

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

@BellaBruhh LMAOOO his mom was a math teacher at my high school

[Chip Franklin.com @chipfranklin]

Wouldn't it be a HUGE shame if this picture of @realDonaldTrump, with child sex-traffickers Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein, trended all day?

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

@ohlol Might as well burn the mask 😬

[🌻 𝕯𝖆𝖛𝖍𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖊𝖓 🌻 @Daviddtd_]

You can’t make this shit up

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

@anitaname10 Lmaoooo wut

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

@saideh_morales Yep 🙃🙃

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

My car has now had two windows smashed in the span of 8 months... 🙄😑🤦🏻‍♀️ #thankssanfrancisco

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

@ohlol @Muttville Definitely a familiar looking face 😂

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

Today at work we’re having an all staff CPR/First Aid training and I GUARANTEE YOU ALL DAY I’m gonna be thinking about the CPR episode in The Office 😂😭😂

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

My phone stopped working and someone keyed my car. How’s your Wednesday going? 🙃🙄😑

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

You know what’s great?? When your mother still considers and refers to your chosen career path in early childhood education as “babysitting” 🙄🙃 #thanksmom

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

Talking to our lyft driver here in Vegas, and found out she’s also from Fremont, CA #smallworld

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

OH MY GOD WHYYYYYY

[Netflix @netflix]

We're sad that NBC has decided to take The Office back for its own streaming platform — but members can binge watch the show to their hearts' content ad-free on Netflix until January 2021

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

@SaidehHerrera AAAYYYEEEE

[✨ Kelsyyyyy ✨ @kelsyalexis]

@sammmlol NO FUCKING CLUE HAHA

[mobbinmegan @mobbinmegan]

SF State won’t give us a call when someone gets shot on campus but they have no problem waking us up 3 times at 5 AM in the morning to tell us the power went out

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

“My name is Andrew Bernard, I was with a group called Dunder Mifflin”

[Tata @alexandruuhh]

Retweet if you from the Bay and NEVER been on one of these. I’m tryna see somethin