This week, a hot, new bombshell enters the villa (my apartment)… MEET ELOISE FANNY GOLDSMITH!! She’s a Cavapoo and she ticks all my boxes. Can’t wait to see how we do in the outside world. @ Upper East Side https://t.co/EgYJuGiMRF
My best idea in a while - using the “I’VE GOT A TEXT” sound from @LoveIsland for my text message ringtone. My phone will mostly be on silent during work hours as soon as I figure it out.
And for my final maid of honor wedding duty… sharing some #haleysbenmarried wedding day pictures! Though there will be much more to come, let’s blame this initial delay on the supply chain. @ The Betsy Hotel https://t.co/7s9q7afMZw
Waiting to do laundry, clean my apartment and pack on a work + travel day is a life hack I've perfected but actually, it's my special way of amplifying my own anxiety.
The weekly ad for eligible seniors for the senior season of the @BachelorABC really has me overthinking everything. If everyone on the @BachParadise beach is 24, do I qualify? #BachelorInParadise
Why does @facebook want to embarrass me with all of the cringey status updates I posted almost 15 years ago in the memories notification?! Some things are better left in the past.
If I missed a workout class because the subway changed lines after I got on it but take the stairs when I get back to my original station, does that count as a workout?