Kelsy Grammar

the official Twitter account for Kelsy Grammar.

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When I was 24, my nemesis was named Deb.

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Dominic is 100% going to die in #WhiteLotus. In the last scene when he is trying to call his wife, there’s a bowl of oranges behind him, the foreshadowing motif used in The Godfather whenever someone is slated to die.

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@DevTheGuy I didn’t like it. It felt much less original than the first. More half-baked story and the cast wasn’t as dynamic as the first.

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@DevTheGuy And for the casual fan, they may not know the deeper cut characters but enjoy watching movies with the movie star (usually a villain not a main.) now, MCU has nothing from their main appeal: no big names left to tap and no mainstream characters

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@DevTheGuy Tbh I completely agree with Tarantino here. And I think that’s also why this current phase of the MCU and the next one will suffer. Who in Hollywood that’s a “big name” hasn’t yet been in a Marvel movie by now?

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It’s crazy that we are seeing one of the big 3 social media platforms essentially die.

Finally, one less dumb social media account to have to update for work

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@DevTheGuy Who and what tweet

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@diet_dr_cox Omg 😆

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@diet_dr_cox That was the name of my teacher!

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I tried to do this trick with the midterms and my conservative parents. It didn’t work

[anna ⋆.𐙚 ̊ @kissingatdiscos]

omg so sad 😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔don’t register for presale guys !!!!

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Every time I see a thread by someone who is evangelical but having troubles with something in the church, I’m reminded the best answer is just to simply not be evangelical anymore

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@evilsnaiI Lol

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The most dangerous atheist is the Millennial who grew up in the right wing evangelical church & *due to their own research,* left.

So yeah, please at me about my pro choice posts. I beg of you. I wasn’t homeschooled and took 4 years of apologetics for nothing, babe.

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You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

My advice to young college kids aspiring to work at non-profits: Don't. Go work for a soulless corporation that pays you in real money and has a decent work life balance and volunteer with a mutual aid org on your own time. These non profits are good person soul sucking vampires.

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@notreallyjcm Mine was 28 and I was in it! But everyone was weird about my “super low score” lol

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November".

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Why is anyone wasting their breath arguing that a "mermaid shouldn't be black" when instead you could be talking about the time Hans Christian Andersen showed up as a guest at Charles Dickens's house and absolutely ruined his life for a month straight