keltban

Small town girl living in the city for over 20 years and loving it.

[keltban @keltban]

@GeauxGabrielle They have a snowball window..it’s in Wicker Park. Ina Mae’s

[keltban @keltban]

@GeauxGabrielle

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

I’m saddened to hear of the passing of Earth’s nemesis, Thanos. While we were often on opposing sides of humanity, for example I thought we shouldn’t arbitrarily eliminate half the population, I respected his commitment to fitness and great taste in jewelry.

[Chris Rongey @ChrisRongey]

I don't see why they can't play in this. Field is in great condition!

[Joe Vargas @JoeVargas]

Taco Bell has removed lettuce, guacamole, pico de gallo, and onion from several locations to prevent spreading the diarrhea parasite Cyclospora.

Taco Bell is leading the way on preventing diarrhea.

Taco. Bell.

[keltban @keltban]

@Abbietrends It’s insane. I loved it.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

Happy Anniversary to The Ryne Sandberg Game. 42 years ago today. Love you, Ryno. Ryne Sandberg Forever. #FO23VER

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Walked into a coffee shop that upcharges for alternative milk

[amie @anneslovegood]

“you know I love my big beef and cheddar!”

[keltban @keltban]

@svershbow Sounds great 😊I’ll give it listen 💕

[keltban @keltban]

@GeauxGabrielle You are here for all the street fests/ block parties. Midsommarfest in Andersonville is this weekend. One of my favorites. There are farmers markets all over the city. So much to do!

[selina meyer’s wife @selinameyersgf]

i swear i never get tired of this scene from season 5 of veep…the effortless way JLD delivers these insults is so deliciously evil and perfect

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

On this Memorial Day 18 years ago, Derek and his family delivered one of the greatest car karaoke performances of all-time.

[keltban @keltban]

@crawlyscubs @AppleTV @PatandRon1043 I got it to work so Thank you 😀

[Paul Soter @PaulSoter]

I've looked at this tweet 20x and laugh harder every time.

[keltban @keltban]

@svershbow They take the cutest pictures together 💕

[keltban @keltban]

@svershbow @Integrityisgood I would foster Cheddar if I could. He’d have to share that Uber with Moose to Chicago. They are all adorable 🥰

[keltban @keltban]

@PanderShirts I literally thought the exact same thing 🤷‍♀️

[📙 Alex Hillman @alexhillman]

Hot take: Pizza Hut could launch a BOOK IT for adults and raise the American literacy rate by full percentage points

[megan brown @thatgirlondeck]

wildly impractical to wear to a game and yet at the same time i need them