Kelton Wilde

Dad - Husband - Chicken Nugget Enthusiast...Voted most likely to join a cult about the flat earth... Overall a good time at a party.

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If we live in a simulation the idea of captcha to ensure you are human is really tricky.

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@SponsorCX One of the best!

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@Polymarket @smerconish

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@CreedJarrett @MLB Bold

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Goose and her pups.

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@UTRealtorFerg He says vegetable because it is cucumber shaped. I say fruit because it tastes good.

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I need help solving an argument between my son and I. Are hotdogs a fruit or vegetable?

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@BoltCluff @jordanhaider @PatrickDLyons Jennifer Lawrence

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@kenzeylou Pablo…

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@drapercity Gotta be a “don’t step in a poodle” joke somewhere here…

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@Delta you okay?

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@UCB_CSSL @LAD88Champs

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@kenzeylou

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So… Erika’s job at church is to deliver birthday gifts. We drive around and the kids run them to the doors. Someone from the church pulled us aside tonight to show us how these deliveries are going. Sound up! https://t.co/aGYOTUuIXE

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@kenzbickmore My 42 gallon gas tank likes this message

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Well that was a fun night!

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@sugarspoon17 The dog gets a stocking… obviously

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I never imagined I would need this many Christmas stockings.

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@CBSNews Been trying to stay out of politics lately but dang, this is a step in the wrong direction.