Kel

All smart, funny and/or creative people encouraged to apply

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@Jayecane $13kelzbelz13

[Kel @keltothefirst]

Anybody? Please?

[Kel @keltothefirst]

Hi there! I've been a server since I was 13 years old. I'm 59 now..arggh..well I've become handicapped (hopefully temporarily) so I haven't been able to work in 4 mo

[Kel @keltothefirst]

Please- I will be doing a gofundme later so you will have a better understanding of what's ailing me. but for now I really need some food 😢🙏

[Kel @keltothefirst]

Oops accidentally posted that before I was done and couldn't figure out how to edit it (it's been a minute since I've been on here)
So anyway I'm just wondering if yall might be so kind as to send me some tips to get some food. Thank you ❤️

[Kel @keltothefirst]

I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips

[Kel @keltothefirst]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@AlecBaldwin @LeadingNFL Fran tarkenton

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@realDonaldTrump @EveningEdit It's called counting...give up man...you are becoming more pathetic by the minute...leave with what tiny shred of dignity (none) you have left

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@realDonaldTrump Jesus Christ will you just shut the fuck up 😡

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@StephenKing is there any way you can arrange for @MsKathyBates to go all misery on the orange idiots hand gestures? Damn..like stop with that shit dude

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

This Labor Day, let’s thank all those who've kept our country going this year—nurses, teachers, delivery drivers, food service workers, and many more. We can honor them by building our system back even better—so that essential workers are treated like it, pandemic or not.

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@kylegriffin1 That was great lol

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@realDonaldTrump Paranoid much?

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@realDonaldTrump

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@vaemploy For the love of God. Please do tell how to get a human on the phone. Hundreds upon hundreds of calls to no avail. This is absolutely ridiculous.

[Kel @keltothefirst]

I think all of the world could use a bedtime story read to us by the greatest @jamesearljones right now

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@realDonaldTrump Ummmm...damn bro..keep digging yourself deeper...

[Kel @keltothefirst]

@yoyotrav Ya who?