Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social)

Never assume you're the smartest person in the room. Political punk, podcaster, pop culture evangelist. Complicated cancer survivor🤞🏼She/Her. 💉💪🏼

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Me to anyone still defending the oyster cracker aka American History Sext

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

This is a photo of a family who actually want to talk to each other.

[Mike Ditkas Bad Hip @LaBeets50]

What class looks like

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

Imma need @StephenKing to finally break his silence about the problematic faux-Democratic candidate in his state.

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

Hey @AMCsAnneRice, we’ve collectively had a hard day/week/month/year/era, so be a doll and drop the first episode a few hours early?

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

@JustJoshinNH How can one be bothered in the face of joy?

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

@Noobventor @JustJoshinNH Josh O’Connor just wore a cardigan morning coat to the Disclosure Day premiere, so the bar is set.

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

I want Will Ferrell to burst in on the Todd Blanche confirmation hearings as the ghost of Janet Reno. https://t.co/qPt8gEU65H

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

After starring in…heavy sigh..Hillbilly Elegy, playing a white collar villain in a Cape Fear remake was kind of a smart career move for Amy Adams.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

He's an angry, abusive, scary dirtbag.
A privileged, dangerous, unqualified failson should not be rewarded with high office.
This embarrassing, grotesque, capering, leering cretin deserves disgrace, nothing more.

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

The new AppleTV Cape Fear has me wondering if Little Children would’ve actually worked if it was Amy Adams as the female lead, and a limited series, rather than a film.

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

Give me a storyline where Louis and Lestat are co-chairs of the Met Gala. https://t.co/LxOjjgIHNF

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

Me: [drops a bunch of factoids]
Friends/Family: How do you even know this?
Me: I, erm, read when I can’t sleep.

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

@JustJoshinNH There is something very nostalgic about it.

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

Anyone else think it’s weird that Hans Zimmer just straight-up used Dune music during parts of the Euphoria finale?

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

@JustJoshinNH Dude, I’m struggling to pull up the Smoothie King menu on a Sunday afternoon. I feel you on this one.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

Sometimes it feels like I’ve got my act together and other days it’s like I know nothing, and I can prove it

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

Listening to the @WhatCrappens recap of Part One of the Summer House Reunion, and I can’t stop laughing. I didn’t even watch the season, but just knowing about Scamanda and the general cast is more than enough to enjoy it.

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

@Noobventor @JustJoshinNH We need “Professor Cardigan” t-shirts.

[Kealeen (@kealeen.bsky.social) @keltothelean]

All day, every day.

[JJ in NH @JustJoshinNH]

You don’t get to eagerly sign up for a war then turn around and try to blame your decisions on somebody else.