Kelsie

peace dude✌🏼 Insta: kelvis123 👸🏽

[Kelsie @kelvis123]

@Uber is this a joke? I live 7 miles from the airport. $56 for 7 miles?!?! Greedy af and your drivers barely get paid 🤡 bffr

No thanks, I went with Lyft.

[Kelsie @kelvis123]

💎💎💎

[UFC @ufc]

From his first walk, to his last 🥲

One final fight remains.

[ #UFC318 | @DustinPoirier ]

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

[✨ evie ✨ @sillymoder_]

white people LOVE to say "ooooh that's dangerous" after the first sip of a drink where you can barely taste the alcohol in it

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

I’ve said what I believed to be the truth about the team.. & a bunch of “Colts fans” on the internet were trying to get me booed out of the city..

Current players, who have won nothing during their entire tenures, started using me and my face to try and paint me as the enemy in the city I’ve committed my life to.

And in the end… everything went.. just like I fucking said it would

In the biggest moments everybody with a brain knew they’d crack.. and they did.

A blind person could see the red flags on this team.. Work ethic questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Preparation commitment questions, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to meetings, NEVER happens on good teams.. Late to/skipping treatment, NEVER happens on good teams.. The franchise QB tapped out of a game.. on 3rd down.. in the red zone.. because he was tired… NEVER HAPPENED in the history of the NFL.

That’s literally the only thing you need to tell someone (who knows ball) and they could tell you everything about this team…

“Hey the franchise quarterback, who’s a professional athlete getting paid millions of dollars, and the face of a multi billion dollar franchise tapped out of the game because… because… because he was tired in the middle of the season”

“Oh wow.. that team has no chance” would be the immediate response..

And to the surprise of nobody.. that was the response by everybody who’s ever played/coached the game before but.. Colts blogs and fans who have been covering the Colts since 2020 and more recent knew better than everybody… Started personally attacking me and trying to kick me out of town.

When I said Joe Flacco gives us a better chance to win than AR immediately after the tap out.. I would’ve said whatever backup QB we had on the roster. That can’t be what the face of your team is doing.. just can’t be.. and to a bigger aspect of it all, somehow AR thought it was ok to do that. That’s a locker room issue.. that’s a culture issue.. thats an indicator of a loser attitude radiating thru a building that was built by greats.

I have no idea how they fix it.. I don’t think it’s like a light switch. “Alright, we’re gonna become Pros now” but… maybe it is, but what do I know?

Oh wait….. how this was all gonna work out. I knew that.

As a multiple year season ticket holder (not renewing).. and someone who has actively, daily, attempted to be an additive to this beautiful city. I hope they become a good franchise again.. this city deserves it.. the OGs in the Colts building deserve it (equipment managers, trainers, ticketing, PR, sales).. and on the flip side the players/coaches in that building deserve whatever happens to them. Your unwarranted arrogance, laziness, and lack of professionalism has lead you to ANOTHER early vacation… which is probably what most of you entitled bums have been hoping for.

I don’t speak for the city.. and I don’t speak for all ex Colts players because I was only a punter.. nominated for the HOF 3 times now but nonetheless.. I speak from my own perspective.. I’ve never seen a group waste opportunities/talent/money more than this group.

Cheers… #ForTheShoe #LahdHahse

#ForTheBrand #Pittsburghese

[Barstool IU @IUBarstool]

I want everyone to remember tonight that Alabama lost to this Tennessee team.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

If Mr Krabs owned a bar

[Yomna @YomnaElbanota]

Real

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Will Levis having the worst turnover you’ll ever see every Sunday

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Happy Father’s Day

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

“I read something the other day”- me referencing a TikTok I watched

[Kelsie @kelvis123]

being pregnant means crying while watching random strangers cross the finish line at the Boston Marathon 🥹😂😅😭

[Eliza Skinner @elizaskinner]

Look, I’m no detective - but if I was trying to find a missing middle-aged rich lady who was tired of her shitty husband, I’d at least *ask* Pete Davidson.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

someone check if this guy is okay… 😭

[Mathi @matubolso24]

Usher #HalftimeShow #SuperBowl2024

[Brian Cohen @CohenBrian_]

2023 Super Bowl: 2024 Super Bowl:
Rihanna is pregnant We’re all pregnant

[morgan wallen @MorganWallen]

I’m writing y’all from a duck hunting trip because I want to fill you in on something happening tonight.

Back in 2014, I went to Florida to try my hand at making original music & songwriting for the first time. This led to a recording deal with a local investor & an artist management deal that I deeply regret. Unfortunately, I signed both deals without any legal representation.

We made 13 songs. Some were ok, most were terrible as I was just learning how to write in general & figuring it all out. I was not the only collaborator, so many of these songs were not my idea nor to my standards. We deemed 5 worthy-enough to make the Stand Alone EP which includes a fan-favorite, “Spin You Around.”

Tonight, those colleagues I parted ways with almost 10 years ago plan to release a “10th Anniversary” edition of Stand Alone against my wishes & include 8 unreleased songs, distributing it with the assistance of my former managers. For months I’ve been exploring every avenue possible to acquire the rights to this old music & keep the quality of my catalog consistent with songs I choose to release & believe in.

It’s gross, greedy & an example of how the dark side of the music business can suck the soul out of artists.

I want you to know this is NOT my new music & I don’t want to see this happen to anyone else. I cringe when I listen to these songs & I’m concerned my fans may mistakenly believe this is a new release by me. I begin recording my next project at the end of February. I’m feeling inspired creatively & super excited to make more music I’m proud of.

In response:
1. I re-recorded “Spin You Around (1/24)” this week in Nashville & it comes out TONIGHT. 
Thank you Joey Moi & Bryan Sutton.  I did the artwork myself while in the woods duck hunting. Hope you like it, lol.

2. I am donating $100k from the Morgan Wallen Foundation to the Volunteer Lawyers & Professionals For The Arts (VLPA) program. I hope young aspiring musicians read this story & know they should never have to give up their creative freedoms for an opportunity in this business. 

3. Trust me, when new music is ready, you’ll hear it directly from me.

[Arvid Kahl @arvidkahl]

The nuance here is important: people want to post their experiences, not re-live them.

Projection, not reflection.

Surface, not depth.

It’s a strange trend that we have collectively agreed to enjoy things a little less so that our peers can see us perform enjoyment.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

not a single soul has said 2024 gon be their year yall finally learned yall lesson i see