Kelly

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

Hunting szn meets finals szn which means see ya social media, catch me on LinkedIn only

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

Is it written somewhere in Instagram pyramid scheme code that you must say “just wanted to hop on real quick” every time you put up a video?

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

@lil_heigl Jesus take the wheel

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

What I planned to eat during finals: vegetables, fruit, etc.

What I’m actually eating during finals: cold, kinda burnt toast I just remembered I made 30 minutes ago

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

Hunting season = delete my Facebook season

[ALDF @ALDF]

Animals are living, feeling beings who need and deserve a legal status that reflects who they are: creatures with the capacity for pain and pleasure, joy and sorrow, fear and contentment.

But that’s not, by and large, how the law treats them. #animallaw

https://t.co/XRdutTQyBK

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

People have two responses and only two responses to finding out you’re in a professional degree program: 1.) gut reaction of praise or disapproval based on their personal experience with the field and 2.) dumping any and all problems they have that are tangentially related

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

@m_uhh Pomegranate

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@torpie_ Hold up....there’s meat in there? WHY?!?

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Just restarted the office for the 500th time and only now realized that in the first ever episode Dwight is singing “little drummer boy” aka Angela’s favorite song 😩

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

Of all the crazy things people do nothing is more confusing/repulsive to me than ingesting animal collagen bc u think it will then somehow give u more collagen

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

@toricorsaro or involved in a pyramid scheme

[ALDF @ALDF]

Next week is National Justice for Animals Week - an annual event dedicated to raising public awareness about animal abuse, how to report it, and how to work within your community to create stronger laws and ensure tough enforcement. 🐎 https://t.co/9bjM9RiSQU

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

@ classmates who ask irrelevant questions 30 seconds before class ends

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Dear @instagram, can you PLEASE get some sort of sensitive material cover so I won’t be assaulted by pictures of dead deer posted by hillbillies I didn’t know I followed??? Until then I will keep reporting them. Thanks!

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

When my dog gets her ball stuck under the couch for the 10th time today

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

Sign the open letter to support Bella’s Bill!

[ALDF @ALDF]

It's time for New York's animal cruelty laws to be updated. Learn more: https://t.co/DMz58wxsNV #SupportBellasBill

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

Pictures I take of my man vs pictures he takes of me 🙄

[Kelly @kelvristoff]

@Alexis_Ludovico Dang I would be too