Tyson

UWW 21'

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

The truth is that someone can care about you and still have no idea how to love you

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Bill Nye has fucking had it.

[Tyson @kelz_tyson]

@no_bones026 Poetry

[UWW Barstool @UwwBarstool]

UWW Cults:

-Parking Police
-Athletes
-Boar Bartenders
-Power lifters in the WC weight room
-High School athletes playing Intramurals
-AYCD regulars
-Business Majors
-Townies
-1:30am Pumpers Crowd

[flo @fatalflorence]

u bought a car
u named it
ｂｒａｄ
♥you loved brad♥
ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ
𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓱𝓲𝓶
you 2 had been through everything together
* 2 boyfriends
* 3 jobs
you're like, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐝
ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉⁿ
𝚕𝚒𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚜

[UWW Barstool @UwwBarstool]

UWW Students: We need more parking

UWW: How would you guys like some new buildings?

UWW Students: We said more parking

UWW: How about we take away the last existing meters and put a new residence hall?

UWW Students: We said more park-

Parking Nazis: Here’s your ticket

[Tyson @kelz_tyson]

Mashed potatoes better with or without corn?

[gage smith @gage_smithh]

1000 RT’s and Sam will throw a Project X-like party for graduation (pool and the whole 9 yards). whoever retweets is invited, twitter do ya thing

[UWW Barstool @UwwBarstool]

Brb canoeing to class

[UWW Barstool @UwwBarstool]

.@UWWhitewater some fucking salt on the sidewalks on campus would be great. Not asking for much since y'all wanna keep giving Parking tickets like communion bread

[Ethan Carrick @ethan_carrick]

RT if you’re from the 608

Madison
Waunakee
Mount Horeb
Verona
Sun Prairie
Monroe
Platteville
Lancaster
Portage
Baraboo
Wisconsin Dells
Beloit
Janesville
La Crosse
Prairie du Chien
Prairie du Sac
Sauk City
Viroqua
Sparta https://t.co/XDcYnjX1j5

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

2018 is going to be something special

[Sammy Meehling @Sammy_M96]

PSA: Since NYE is in two days so ....
Don't be the idiot that takes away someone's everything (child, mom, wife, husband, boyfriend, etc.) bc of drunk driving and stupid decisions.

[valerie rinken @ValerieRinken22]

Food for thought: pretty cool that the same God that created mountains & oceans & galaxies saw you & thought the world needed one of you too

[Tyson @kelz_tyson]

@lauren_anna99 Fuck am I going to be the only one who likes this

[Jenna Vogel @jmckv]

Know your priorities

[kait @KaitlynWinkers]

please take the time to read this thread and educate yourself about what net neutrality actually is https://t.co/M0Ii94P5N5