kelz

she/her 💗💛💙

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

"Use emotionality as a radical tactic against a society which teaches you that emotions are a sign of weakness."

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

“You KNOW how I feel about towns!!”

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Swiping through dating apps in towns outside of Columbia does still give me a glimmer of hope. 💀

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Ok but like what now? Those people don’t even know that their vote has been destroyed. This is actual insanity.

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Is that a prenatal hedgehog?!

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

i had to explain it to her like she was 5 and she still didn’t get it😭😭

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Eee eee @hmg_1998 @onetrickjennerz

[Netflix @netflix]

issa knife

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

If someone doesn’t propose to me in the hall of mirrors like in Ella enchanted… then I don’t want it!!! 💀

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

random guy: yogurt

cat named gurt: yo wassup

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Note to self: ask this question FIRST 🙃

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

I really need to stop falling in love with the idea of a person based on one decent picture from their dating profile and listing that they’re vaccinated🙃😂

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Be prepared

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Make it make sense. Oh yeah, it’s just misogyny.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

gimme banky it’s cold

[THEE DMVGMC @gwenmcdonald1]

You betta say THAT, MVP! 👏🏿👏🏿

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Bro WHAT

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

New mandela effect just dropped

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

🚨I matched with a cute girl on Tinder🚨this is not a drill🚨😅🫣

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

You ever just….. bleh

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Like BITCH 🤦‍♀️

[kelz @kelzieeeee]

Looking back at my tweets after the eclipse portal has closed like, girl who tf was that back there?! 😅😅