Kelly

Today is a multiple-cups-of-coffee kind of day

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

I’ve been demoted. My mom now crops me out of photos so she can zoom in on just my son. 😂

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

Showed Q the Bing Bong video & in the same 5 minutes I showed him the video of Michelle sending Brandon home (srry spoiler). He’s over here cracking up saying “Bing Bong, eff your life” while Brandon sobs. I created a monster.

[out of context ted lasso @lassonocontext]

#Emmys

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

Baby giggles are the best sound in the world

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

My MIL got us some plants for the front yard that are “the easiest to care for.” Guess who already killed them & it’s been less than 2 months? 🤦🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

Q’s been reading bedtime stories to the baby & my heart might explode one of these nights 😍 Baby Boy will literally move sides of my belly to get closer to his voice

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

Ew, 2020.

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

There have been a lot of disappointments this year, but the biggest is hands down: One Direction’s 10 year anniversary. How hard would it have been for, idk, a Zoom meeting between the boys? A Tik Tok with them?! Anything.

[matt g @matt__g13]

My grandparents stopped by to say hi to my cameras while I’m on vacation! We don’t deserve grandparents 😊 keeping this video forever.

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

Alright y’all. I got woken up at 4am by my pillow being pulled out from under my head. IN HIS SLEEP, Q took my pillow & had the AUDACITY to tell me he needed it when I asked for it back. HE PUT IT ON TOP OF HIS PILLOW & I slept head-to-mattress. Happy Thursday.

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

Slept so hard last night, that in my dream (nightmare??) I was doing a one time encore working at Chick-fil-a & was taking an order for someone named Corinthan (NOT Corinthian), who was trying to pay with silver dollars. There were also meatballs on the menu...? K I’m done.

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

@CoriWebb @9on2o Watched 5 episodes in one night.... I don’t think there’s a way back from that

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

the real April fools this year is every single plan you made for the month of April

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

-1st email of the day= sass
-1st voicemail of the day= SASS
- Accidentally replied-all to an email & sh** talked a coworker who was on it (my own sass??????)

I think it’s time to call it a day.

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

I had to look up the meaning of Zaddy last night & don’t know if I should be ashamed or glad that I’m so out of touch lol

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

Q just semi-willingly spent the last hour watching One Direction Video Diaries (from their X factor days) w/ me & wow that’s true love

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

@oliviajade_att Samoa 🥰

[Mike Johnson @MikeJohnson1_]

You either approve my time off or be short staffed! It's really up to you

[Kelly @kelzybee192]

My dog let us sleep until 11 this morning& I’ve never loved him more