Kemal

[Kemal @kemalp]

“My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.” - Stephen W. Hawking

[Kemal @kemalp]

@Aykhz07 İşte her şey profil fotoğrafına Atatürk koymakla olmuyor. Anzak annelerine 'Sizin çocuklarınız artık bizim çocuklarımız' diye mektup yazan adamın resmini paylaşmak yerine onun hareketlerini de örnek alsan keşke. Adam normal bir görsel paylaşmış, yenildik. Bu kadar net.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@NoseBall_ @AliG040803 Congrats on the win Aus team, well deserved. Turks didn’t show up, fair play, huge success for a small country beating a stronger side. Celebration makes sense. Yet doesn’t change you’re a person with limited brain cells. Now go play in the sands like a good little island boy.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@AliG040803 @NoseBall_ Playoff list for you mate: 94 Argentina, 98 Iran :(((, 2002 Uruguay, 2006 Uruguay again …and you still crying “we went to harder teams”? With two Uruguay Ls back to back I can tell you need to protect your head from direct sunlight, apparently it melts your last two brain cells.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@AliG040803 Yes, Japan & Korea are tough… but you’re hiding the big truth, clown 😂 Australia kept smashing tiny Oceania babies, then always shat the bed in the scary final playoff. That’s why you ran to Asia for the easy ticket.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@HellenicEchoes Cute colonizer fanfic. Anatolia was Hittite, Luwian & Phrygian land for millennia before your Greek settlers stole & Hellenized names. Interior was never Greek. Those aren’t 'original' they’re knockoffs of stolen Anatolian words. Turks freed them. Seethe harder, Megali dreamer.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@DrewPavlou Still malding over 1453 while rocking Aussie kit in 2026? We took Constantinople, made it Istanbul & turned it into a Turkish masterpiece. Gallipoli = crusaders yeeted. Cyprus = based cleanup. Your octopus-Evil poster meltdown is comedy gold. Hasan who? Cry more, Greek tourist.

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@FabianBogun Wow, a whole 200g block of cheese vs one protein bar. Truly the math of a genius. Next up: comparing a dozen eggs to a single protein shake and calling eggs the scam. My guy discovered unit pricing but forgot what "serving size" means. Peak "curious mind" hours.

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@alertingtrauma Being stupid is your personal hobby and that’s fine, but it’s actual torture for everyone else who has to scroll past your posts. Out of all the brain dead takes in this video, you really went and put Timur? One of the greatest Turkic rulers in history?

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@MIKEKALLER @elturco_cx1 Bro, with that rainbow of flags in your name it's impossible to tell which loser nation you're actually from. Are those the countries your mom visited for 'diplomacy' or just the ones that didn't want you as a citizen?

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@ConflictTR Malta'da neden havai fisek fabrikasi varmis ya, bu ne alemcilik aski arkadas

[Kemal @kemalp]

@kutanural Hem de sirketi batmaktan kurtaran CEO'su. Bu aksan olayina takilanlar ekseriyetle hayatlarinda ingilizce konusmak disinda basarisi olmayanlar. Pratik hayatta kimsenin onemsedigi bir sey degil.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@t6luzlx6 @dsmaxcyth Psikolojide bunun adı ‘köle ruhu sendromu’ galiba. Sana tez yazamam ama tweetini arşivleyebilirim, bilimsel literatüre katkı olsun.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@dieworkwear Crazy how the ‘cultural historian’ suddenly forgets that being a rich, famous movie star might influence female preferences more than a shirtless photo. But sure, keep owning the gym bros for likes. Peak intellectual honesty.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@dieworkwear Based on these examples, can you also prove that women aren’t into these guys at all because of their massive fame, wealth, and social status? Or is that huge confounding variable just… inconvenient for the narrative?

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@blvkklvnd Step 1: Successfully get the Russians out of your actual country.
Step 2: Wake up from your wet dreams about taking Turkish land.
Step 3: Stay awake.

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@TRobinsonNewEra So Iran gets a free pass from France’s top military intel? Incredible. Same geniuses who couldn’t stop Bataclan or Charlie Hebdo are pros at pointing fingers at whoever Macron’s pissed off with this month. 'Far from reality' is putting it mildly.

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Değerli @Nagehanalci, maddi sıkıntılar yaşadığınızı duyduk, çok üzüldük(!). Zamanında asker eşlerine verdiğiniz o "vizyoner" tavsiyeyi çağa uydurmanın tam vakti bence. Malum takvim devri kapandı, artık dijital çağdayız... Neden bir OnlyFans hesabı açmıyorsunuz?

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@FarmGirlCarrie If basic math literacy increased by 300%, tweets saying 'violence dropped 300%' would drop by 100%. Honestly, the inmates probably have better math skills than this admin.

[Kemal @kemalp]

@saki552003 Yalniz su acidan tebrik etmem gerekiyor, bir gonderi icerisinde 3 safsatayi da kullanmissiniz: "Appeal to Accomplishment", "Red Herring" ve "Ad Hominem". Sanirim siz "ben hatali bir gorsel atayim bakalim insanlar anlayacak mi" dediniz ve bunu ben anlayamadim :) Selametle.