𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤

if you don’t rake bunkers after hitting the sand then fuck you

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

Honestly don't give a heck who saturdays are for because I go to bed at 9 anyways

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

I can’t wait for this coconut fad to be over. ITS NOT EVEN GOOD

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

I love when people tell me that alternative milk products are so bad for me, and that they will cause cancer. Well guess what id love to enjoy normal dairy products but i also don’t love being on the verge of shitting my pants with every step. Shut up thx

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

@Blake68594926 hi

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

Are crispers a chip or a cracker?

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

How many fridges is normal to have in a house?

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

@sandisjo Literally my thoughts exactly!!!

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

Who ever shit on the floor in the bathroom on the golf course yesterday. Fuck you

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

But in all fairness they did match me so we already knew that

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

I love swiping right on oilers fans just to tell them they have shitty taste

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

I love swiping right on oilers fans just to tell them they have shitty taste

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

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[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

I already didn’t like Edmonton before & now I really hate them for ruining my parlay for 2000+ 🙄

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

Is cutting my hair going to fix all my problems? No. Will it give me temporary validation and make me feel better about myself. Yes. Did I do it anyways. You betcha

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

I will still always love tkachuk 🥺

[Matt McQueen @mattmcqueen]

If Tkachuk gets tkatraded I'm going to be tkapissed.

[Spoked Z @SpokedZ]

Let Brady Tkachuk shotgun beers at the red line during intermission

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

Never in a million years thought I’d say this but I think I love Brady tkachuk 😂

[Matt @flames_nation74]

I’m hyped see how many different ways Matthew Tkachuk can make Oilers fans mad tonight

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

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[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

@Degenstien9 Absolutely & I hate when it’s dark at like 4, so depressing. I mean I know it wouldn’t make a huge difference but I’m gunna tell myself it would😂

[𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕒 𝔼𝕞𝕖𝕤 @kemesxo]

Time change is so fuckin wrong