Joss Kemp

[Forbidden HQ 🐇 @WearForbidden]

🚨BREAKING🚨 Netanyahu demands Trump be the Ring Girl for UFC 250 Freedom at the White House.

“Bibi” reportedly said: “We need the most tremendous ring girl in history. Tremendous legs. Nobody does it better.”

Trump, already in bikini & heels: “Low energy ring girls are sad! I’m making MMA great again!” History. 🇮🇱🇺🇸🥊

[Joss Kemp @kemp_92]

@robprogressive @grok is this true?

[DirtyDomDom @DirtyDomDom]

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[UtdPlug @UtdPlug]

Our gaffer 🇵🇹

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Proof that bullying works. Since Old Trafford made him cry, he’s turned into Prime Ronaldinho.

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

JOHN CENA TURNS ON CODY RHODES.

CENA ALIGNS WITH THE ROCK.

OH. MY. GOD.

#WWEChamber

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

Amad out for the season
Licha out for the season
Mainoo out for weeks
13th in the Premier League
No money to sign players
Staff losing their jobs every week
Strikers that can’t score goals
Owners charging £66 a ticket

Life as a United fan in 2025.

[Joss Kemp @kemp_92]

@jakeee9898 @JSchofield93

[Joss Kemp @kemp_92]

@UtdFaithfuls @JSchofield93

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Rumours that media are about to censor the details about the monster being sentenced in Liverpool today.

He killed 3 innocent children, attempted to kill 10 others. 8 of them young children.

People have said he tried to cut the head off one kid! The public have to be told what happened that day, so they understand the true danger that lurks within.

This move to pick and choose what the people know has already back fired. The anger isn’t going to go away because you censor information from us.

Shining a light on this will be the greatest disinfectant. Hiding information only allows a void of uncertainty. In 2025 you can’t suppress the truth.

This animal should be executed for what he did to those children. He should have done unto him what he put those innocent kids through.

He should have receive no mercy at all.

A brutal and painful exit should await this evil creature.

Let’s see if he smirks then.

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

Still can’t believe this is real.

[Abdul @AbdulSw6]

Tuchel your the one, Churchill bombed your mum, footballs coming home again🎶

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

📊 | Comparing #mufc's attack last season and this season in the #PL.

via @SkySports

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Amad Diallo is our best attacker.

[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

#MUFC should not be losing that game. An inability for players to stay onside or time passes has cost the team. So did loose defence in the box. General play pretty good. There was application to pressing again. Taking off Fernandes failed to work.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

An absolute travesty at the Olympics.

Angela Carini is forced to box against a biological male. She quits after just 45 seconds, and cries hysterically as her opponent is declared the winner.

Don't look away. This is wokeness.

[Joss Kemp @kemp_92]

@Turner__94 How much

[GM 🇬🇧🇾🇪 @NinetayFour]

British people when they see Eni Aluko on punditry

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

Sir Alex Ferguson x Jose Mourinho 📸