Ken Burns

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

Does anyone know how to get a 3.5 inch hotdog out of a m&m minis container without hurting the hotdog?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Jerry’s new girlfriend gets him courtside, but she turns out to be a Spurs fan.

George can’t watch the game because Frank insists on watching the Yankees.

Elaine pretends to be Mariska Hargitay to get into Dolan’s box.

Kramer hosts an illegal viewing party outside of MSG.

[mike vivian @MikeVivian]

This video might be the catalyst we need to finally SHRINK the game

[Brad Remsburg @BradRemsburg1]

Since this “topic” is in the news today.. I will remind everyone that to my knowledge.. not a single person (other than the athletes) has faced ONE consequence for their involvement in this complete and utter fiasco.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

This is Noah Shannon, model citizen, slated to be Hawkeye senior defensive captain 2023. He had guilt pangs for having bet $10 on the Iowa Women's Basketball team in the 2023 NCAA tournament. The only bet he ever made. He turned himself in to coaches for the transgression who forwarded it to the NCAA.

They ruled him inelligible for the entire season, effectively ending his career. If the NCAA allows someone else to play after making thousands of bets, including many on his own team, I am going to fucking riot

[Trigg Dibiase @Trigg3100]

Caitlin Clark hasn’t been a good player ever since the WNBA figured out she can only shoot going left.

[Chris Hassel @Hassel_Chris]

Did any reporter ask Fever personnel about the @ScottAgness ban tonight? If not that’s a huge and disappointing whiff. Cannot let them go unchecked. They need to be asked questions about it whether they’re in the right or not.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Ronald Acuña Jr. is in rare company 🤝

With 5 HR and 4 SB in his last 4 games, he joins Willie Mays, Eric Davis and Shohei Ohtani as the only players ever to do it.

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

Me: Don't worry, young Kirk Ferentz isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Young Kirk Ferentz:

[Money Mike’s Headband 🇩🇴 @ATLHeadband]

Dansby Swanson wRC+ since leaving Atlanta

2023 105 wRC+
2024 97 wRC+
2025 99 wRC+
2026 84 wRC+

Not signing Dansby Swanson to that ridiculous contract is one of the best decisions AA has ever made.

[Ken Burns @ken_berns]

@RhubarbBrown Half full

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

I love Ronald too much to say how I really feel

[Jared Carroll @J_Carroll14]

@BravesSufferer Slipped out of the box. Clean step and it’s probably different. He wasn’t dogging it

[Ken Burns @ken_berns]

Sport is legitimately unwatchable

[Greg Mushen @gregmushen]

Been limiting my showers to 1 minute to save more water for the data centers.

[University of Iowa Alumni @uiowaalumni]

A first look at the future of Finkbine Golf Course. ⛳
https://t.co/Mc0mRSAVPL

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Welcome back, Ronnie!

#BravesCountry

[Softboy @softboywin]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[Titan Promotions @RobertInIowa]

@937TheTicket @Coach_BillBusch Nebraska media never needs to comment on Iowa other than to say they are a substantially superior football program from top to bottom compared to Nebraska