ken

Splunk Engineer

[ken @ken_kislowski]

@DanHollaway No need to be redundant, Buffalo. Can just say flag football league

[ken @ken_kislowski]

@elonmusk Your companies have had social media policies for years. Part of the wrong-post was termination

[ken @ken_kislowski]

@FenixAmmunition Based

[Everything Hockey @EHClothing]

NHL Arena Rankings by The Athletic.

Thoughts🤔

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

You’re supposed to wear ugly sweaters on Christmas, not Halloween 😒

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

OPENING KNIGHT ROSTER:

Forwards:
🎰
🥛
🍏
🍊
🌰
📫
🗿
🕹
🤠
🌶
🥊
📣
🌮
👃

Defense:
🚜
🐶
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
〽️
🤝
🐻
☀️

Goalies:
🌸
🥶

#VegasBorn

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

HEY FANS 🚨

In honor of tomorrow’s Area 51 “festivities” we are encouraging fans to dress up as ALIENS for tomorrow’s 10:30 a.m. practice 👽

The best-dressed alien will win an Area 51 VGK jersey! 👀

Can’t wait to see the aliens @CityNatlArena tomorrow 💯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@amywestervelt @weinbergersa Yes, because Tesla has the most advanced battery manufacturing technology in the world & products that haven’t been unveiled yet. You don’t have a right to show that to our competitors or spoil future product launches.

[Vegas Golden Knights @GoldenKnights]

WESTERN

CONFERENCE

CHAMPS

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Thank you Kanye, very cool! https://t.co/vRIC87M21X

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Bad ratings @CNN & @MSNBC got scammed when they covered the anti-Trump Russia rally wall-to-wall. They probably knew it was Fake News but, because it was a rally against me, they pushed it hard anyway. Two really dishonest newscasters, but the public is wise!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Just watched a very insecure Oprah Winfrey, who at one point I knew very well, interview a panel of people on 60 Minutes. The questions were biased and slanted, the facts incorrect. Hope Oprah runs so she can be exposed and defeated just like all of the others!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Russia started their anti-US campaign in 2014, long before I announced that I would run for President. The results of the election were not impacted. The Trump campaign did nothing wrong - no collusion!

[Former Congressman Matt Gaetz @FmrRepMattGaetz]

The House must immediately make public the memo prepared by the Intelligence Committee regarding the FBI and the Department of Justice...There is no higher priority than the release of this information to preserve our democracy.
https://t.co/CgC0qEqlSp

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

And the FAKE NEWS winners are...
https://t.co/59G6x2f7fD

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICA FIRST!

[Netflix @netflix]

please stop calling our customer service hotline to ask if we have The Gorilla Channel

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!