Ken

Long time listener, first time caller. Chiptune jams as @chippopotamusic

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

How can a pigeon store afford to stay open in NYC?

(ft. @macygilliam)

[Max @kyzcralotSxaM]

How wet do you have to be before a restaurant’s hostess turns you away at the door? Surely if you show up dressed well but soaking wet they’re going to turn you away, so what’s the threshold.

[Ken @kenamarit]

@inbetweencosmos @NFT_NYC Next time! :)

[Ken @kenamarit]

@_paulshen Maybe not exactly what you’re looking for, but sheet music. In terms of your q (code/programming env) then any sequencer program for midi notes e.g ableton. Or MaxMSP

[Ken @kenamarit]

More dad jokes on twitter please

[Ken @kenamarit]

Where did I put my umbrella?

[Ken @kenamarit]

How do you decide which thing to go to if they're at the same time?

[Alison Herman @aherman2006]

today in "netflix could be better at promoting things," palme d'or winner hirokazu kore-eda created and showran a series for them that comes out in 8 days. I'm guessing you don't know that!!

[Ken @kenamarit]

@Aella_Girl Lol all of the above

[Ken @kenamarit]

@clieberwoman Damn sorry, that line is thicc you got it bad

[Ken @kenamarit]

@mattyglesias lol hated them as a kid, love them as an adult. there's still time

[Ken @kenamarit]

If I’ve read a book but don’t remember any of it, does it count as reading it?

[Ken @kenamarit]

Neighbor is playing bon iver skinny love on repeat prayers up

[Ken @kenamarit]

Damn I’m for sure using emojis incorrectly, I just don’t know which ones 😬

[dustin senos @dustin]

a few years back, I was helping a client with product work. they added me to their slack. i was being active, thumbing up posts, and adding what i thought was a large smile to posts: 😬

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

what is the crime for which the turkey was sentenced to death & the sentence nullified by the US President? & what guarantee do we have that the turkey won't be executed anyway, as soon as the cameras are gone.

[Ken @kenamarit]

1998👌

[Ken @kenamarit]

Oversized glasses are low key goated in situations where being a librarian is the vibe

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

first person to make a sweater must have been so deranged. saw a sheep with wool and said "let me wear that"

[Ken @kenamarit]

@orthonormalist 12 is heavy! I have a 10 and 12, I use both but 10 is my default choice. 12 is probably a better choice if you’re cooking for more than 2