Ken Bennison

Baby I'm an existentialist.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “What advice did David Hockney give to you?”

BBC Guest: “Enjoy life and fuck everyone.”

[helen @helen]

please don’t break the window. the AC is on, he has water, and he’s playing with his favorite gun

[Nomi Robinson @butletmesayths]

Sometimes after I get rly scared by a movie I google the actor to calm myself down and remember he’s just a regular guy. I did that for Robert Blake and learned this guy killed his wife

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

BREAKING: West Ham fans are experiencing uncommon signs of happiness, as they have not scored 4 goals in a game in nearly 2 years.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and “giving me some time back.” Now I can finally pursue my passions

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

When a fan brought a lion to a football match in Romania😭🦁

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Somebody born in ‘33 was 45 in ‘78. That's gotta be some sort of record.

[Ken Bennison @kenben69]

@dannykellywords Get well soon Danny

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

After 24 years, JUSTICE FOR WALLACE.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Paul Thomas Anderson used his Best Picture Oscar speech to shout out a bunch of incredible movies that DIDN'T win, reminding the "losers" tonight that their films will still go down in history:

"In 1975, the Oscar nominees for Best Picture were Dog Day Afternoon, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Jaws, Nashville, and Barry Lyndon. There is no 'best' among them. There is just what that mood might be that day. But we're happy to be part of this: a wonderful, wonderful journey with our fellow nominees, our fellow filmmakers, and our fellow filmmakers that even weren't recognized by the Academy. There's so many great films this year."

[No Context Keane @NoContextKeaneo]

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mammies out there 💚

[garshmo @garshmo]

My dumb as fuck math teacher used to say you won’t always have a calculator with you

[Vikram Murthi @fauxbeatpoet]

I’ve had Duvall’s delivery of “big, fat, BIG-TITTED HIT” burned into my brain since I was 14 years old.

[Tony Cottee @TonyCottee9]

We can enjoy our Saturday night Hammers fans! Great result and a good performance which gives us a free hit at United on Tuesday !
Looking forward to it already …
COYI ⚒

[sophist @no_sophist]

what a night. first I had to sit through a s*x scene in a movie, and now my alcoholic roommate is drinking his second beer

[Pop Culture Review @PopCReview]

Jessie essentially summarising the game in a sentence. 😂 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK

[The Stone Roses @thestoneroses]

RIP our wonderful brother Mani. The greatest bass player and friend we could ever have wished for. X

[Adam Keys @adamkeys_]

Listen to the commentary. You’d be forgiven for thinking a player who put it in the top bin with a first time strike would be getting the praise, but no… it’s the one who played a five yard, bobbling pass. Absolutely mind blowing.

[Grange Hill @hill_grange]

I’m sure you all know by now but just in case you don’t, That’s TV are showing Grange Hill from the start. Weekdays at 6.05pm starting this Wednesday, 15th October. You can find That’s TV on:

Freeview Channel 56
Sky 171
Freesat 164
Virgin Media 150