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[Director @tayallard]

pete davidson and pete davidson in a wig have called it quits

[Yohjia @WhiteColla76]

If Joaquin Phoenix don’t win an Oscar for his performance. Everyone a goof.

[tan @chaengcharm]

actually she said "you have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words yet im one of the lucky ones. people are suffering, people are dying, entire ecosystems are collapsing" complete the quote, dumbass

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

iPhone 11: *is released*

Literally every other iPhone:

[Tre @TreOneFour]

Popeyes got everybody actin up. Wow.

[YNW Mel Blanc @EricTrillman_]

She put up a triple double on the fryer today

[pillawo @reychelk]

Someone said it’s basically uber eats but for crocodiles

[Maybe: Juug (FE) 🚩 🚩 @ThaSouth]

WTF is this???

[ky ♥ @_kyliescudder]

hi welcome to plato’s closet!!
unfortunately we didn’t want to buy your $40 dress from urban outfitters, but we will definitely take this $3 shirt from 8th grade that’s missing a sleeve!!!
i’m sorry we are just sooo over stocked so we are being picky about what we buy :-( :-(

[Wale @Wale]

Love somethin ..then protect it ... or u don’t really love her .

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

imagine diving into one of these after a long day & u wake up in heaven..