Ken Casparis

I'm just Ken.

[Ken Casparis @kencasparis]

Toxic masculinity is the reason people “think” Die Hard is a Christmas movie! There, I said it!

[Gregory 🏳️‍🌈 @popLOCKEdropit]

Straight from Traitors to the Super Bowl. Is there ANYTHING Lisa Rinna can’t do? 😍

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

when i’m on jeaprody and the host named Ihavwon Kwestchin asks what utah’s state bird is

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Maybe if you channeled all this anger into swimming faster you wouldn’t have come in fifth.

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

C'mon sugar pie we need ter get the Infinity stone from Thanos faster than an armadiller at the derby

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Moderator: Just to clarify, Springfield’s Haitian migrants have legal status

Vance: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

FREE HIM

[erika @yeeeerika]

we should make soup flights a thing

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

[Sidney (as in Prescott) @TheSidJoShow]

The bear face representation at the DNC is so important for coalition building.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

QUEEN BENSON 😭😭😭😭

[Ken Casparis @kencasparis]

This is correct.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

my hot take is that nothing inspired by mexican food is bad. even the worst food at taco bell is good. real mexican food is better and homemade authentic mexican food is off the charts. but even this thing in a bag will taste good.

[𝙰𝚂𝙷🎃 @ashelai_]

when i’m at the bar and someone mentions taco bell https://t.co/Ene5xqXra4

[Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88]

When I say I’m getting fries for the table

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Apostrophes seeing the names on the Democratic ticket

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

this is like seeing clips from season 1 of Drag Race

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

Rat bastard is a weird insult. All rats are bastards. I've never seen a rat wedding.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

When you get off that international flight and be racing everybody to customs,

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Céline Dion on her first day as a loan advisor