Not ken

6’4. he/him

[Not ken @kencave]

Don’t 🙅🏻‍♂️ talk to me 📞 unless you want to be the big spoon 🥄

[Not ken @kencave]

Bro Hamlet was played by a cartoon lion

[Eleven @Eleven__11XI]

A genuine question for those defending every casting decision in The Odyssey…

If someone adapted Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet and completely reimagined the nationality, appearance, or traditional portrayal of several iconic characters…

Would you still say:

“The best actor should always get the role.”

Or would you suddenly start talking about staying faithful to Shakespeare?

That’s why this debate fascinates me.

Should we judge every classic by the same standard…

Or do we only defend creative freedom when it’s our favorite director

[Not ken @kencave]

@Spencer_Gray @grimywaifu1025 Yes. This is how you merge.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

That’s it.

I want a King.

[Not ken @kencave]

NOW HIM!?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chuck Mangione has died at 84, TMZ reports.

[Not ken @kencave]

Saddened to learn the news that I abort a child each time I switch off my lights :(

[Anna Lulis @annamlulis]

When a child is conceived, there’s a flash of light called the “zinc spark”

This confirms the fact that human life begins at fertilization.

[Not ken @kencave]

@BuckLewinsky @MisterFalconM @mcsquared34 You’re saying this as if the houses we are looking at aren’t the ones that were built for them in the 80s and now need to be completely refurbished

[Ɠ𐤠Ɗ𐤠Ɲ𓄃 @THE_VILLAIN___]

Who's best in using their shield in combat?

[Not ken @kencave]

@BryanG444 @chrispronger I was listening to the game while driving! I need to see a clip!!

[Not ken @kencave]

This is fucking nasty and regardless of their support for Trump, Americans should be ashamed of themselves for allowing their government to achieve this.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

DEFINITELY DON’T VISIT https://t.co/nWMBrHOpHH 🤭

[Not ken @kencave]

@WhereHasThisCol @gatorgar @ScottAdamsSays It’s really funny that you see Colbert as a republican that changed sides when his character was staunchly making fun of republicans for years but they couldn’t understand the joke

[Not ken @kencave]

The horrifying and disgusting way Americans forget THIS is what their first amendment is protecting, and think it is to give them permission to be racist or call someone an F slur

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Criminalizing protest is a hallmark of authoritarian regimes

[Not ken @kencave]

This has to stop! Do none of us remember the last time a brand did this, it caused a global pandemic.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

an important message from Duolingo

[Not ken @kencave]

@carseatnedrest Father & Son by Yusuf/Cat Stevens

[Not ken @kencave]

@carseatnedrest Anything by Yusuf/Cat Stevens

[Not ken @kencave]

You mean the guy that famously got forced to pay 44 Billion dollars for a free app because he didn’t know how contracts work?

[Not ken @kencave]

Paraphrased a little. But I truly thought this was satire at first.

[Not ken @kencave]

“They’re easy to pocket and then resell” is an INSANE reasoning for why there is a tendency for things like soap, toothbrushes, razors, and deodorant to be the most frequently shoplifted items.

[Marc Fisher @mffisher]

New in The Atlantic: The shoplifting surge is real, @mffisher writes. People think it’s okay to steal—and no one knows how to stop them. https://t.co/k5E9h9YyyS

[Not ken @kencave]

@BryanG444 This is ALWAYS a good bit.

[Not ken @kencave]

Tbh awful goalie

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The most important criterion for success is to focus on your goal ...

[Not ken @kencave]

@charlottesWAP Thank god. We are SO good.