Ken

i own a cat. do not engage

[Ken @kencognito]

I just came here to say:

Anyone who isn't Jesus went through an Ejaculate Conception

Thank you

[Ken @kencognito]

@mattlansang Yaman may onion

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@remorawr @ValorLeaks @freecashcom @patrickapacible S4t

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@renzooow Oo mahal na mga bilihin ngayon

[Ken @kencognito]

~TMI~

Nabutas shorts ko sa gym lengthwise and my underwear was red so it looked like i had an inflamed vagina merry christmas

[Ken @kencognito]

I feel like everyone's gotten good at recognizing people in face masks EXCEPT FOR ME

[Ken @kencognito]

I genuinely attribute my moodswings to my random af playlists

One minute im palpitating to Dubvision next thing u know im planning my own funeral to the Weepies

[Ken @kencognito]

@otherSimounster Bilis mo naman maniwala sa fake news 🙂

[Ken @kencognito]

Did what would usually take me a whole day in only 5 hours simply because i held my poop in until i was done.

I see u type A people, i see u 👀

[Ken @kencognito]

@simounster Nvm ikaw pala may kasalanan

[Ken @kencognito]

Kumanta lang ng Taylor Swift umulan na? Rude.🤨

[Ken @kencognito]

@mattlansang Parang buhok mo haha jk

[Ken @kencognito]

Was today years old when i found out one is for pee and one is for poo LOL

[Ken @kencognito]

@simounster @patrickapacible Magbabaha sa marikina

[Ken @kencognito]

@patrickapacible Tinatabunan lang ng lupa samin eh

[Ken @kencognito]

Dapat kasi raise your hand nalang botohan para sure

[Ken @kencognito]

So I guess Batman's mouth area is bulletproof

[Ken @kencognito]

I got flashbacks of me in grade school being forced to perform on family day

[DO 🐇 (Short King) @davidocean08]

Araw-araw akong sinusubok ng Universe na huwag mamintas.

[Ken @kencognito]

I don't understand why onions need a defense mechanism like u got somewhere to be bruh?

[Ken @kencognito]

@ninaguava Cassie 👀

[Ken @kencognito]

My biggest mistake this year so far is watching Euphoria on the family TV area where anyone can walk in