iamtheBOSS

[The Inside Wall @TheInsideWall]

HE said OWWWW!! Some one pinch him?

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

@TheInsideWall why can't singers just sing the Anthem? They try to put their own twist on it and screw it up! Worst version so far!!

[FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyVet1972]

I carry a big black dildo so I can say, "Excuse me, ma'am, this fell out of your purse!" to women who park too close to my car at Wal-Mart.

[Kurt Busch @KurtBusch]

RT
“@Drive4Autism: Lets get #TweetForAutism trending today going for $500,000.00 RT”

[Bella @Hello___Bella]

If a guy's response is "that's interesting" he didn't hear a word you said. He was too busy thinking about playing with your boobs.

[truth'n soul is dead @mrtruthandsoul]

Let's fuck like we're on welfare

[FRONT TOWARD ENEMY @armyVet1972]

Everyone in this Starbucks is looking at me like I'm here to fix the fucking toilet.

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

Things you Never say: " lady if you don't stop sucking my dick, I'm gonna call the police!"

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

Things you NEVER want to hear: "Looks like we're going to have to break your skull and reset it again".

[Brian Hope @Brianhopecomedy]

I've got to start doing our family's laundry separately as I looked like a perverted magician pulling children's underwear from my sleeve.

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

@JWilsonGA Happy Birthday!

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

I love the little surprise, of after I kiss my wife bye, and then later I lick my lips and can taste her still lingering there...

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

Coffee........damn straight.

[Joey Logano @joeylogano]

Hey @dennyhamlin great job protecting that genius brain of yours by keeping your helmet on

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

“@JWilsonGA: If a southerner ever tells you they're gonna "snatch a knot in your ass," you better back the fuck up.” DAYUM STRAIGHT!

[The Sage @SarkySage]

Does it make you feel good to insult and put down other people?

Fuck you internet trolls.

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

Real gun control is 3 rounds center mass at 50 yards that you can cover with a quarter.

[Oh, Victoria @VikeeysSecret]

I keep my phone locked, not because of any texts or pictures, but I don't want you to know how much lesbian porn I watch.

[iamtheBOSS @KenCooper]

“@RobsTwitte: Why the fuck am I still smoking?” They told me to try the patches, but they really stink when you light em! Good Luck w/it