Kendall✌

wait where did everyone go

♊ golf ⛳

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

I won’t let myself get down with this sickness because I have plans I’m not canceling on.

[𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐤𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐎𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 @luhmama2yhuu]

Twitter is really where I come to get shit off my chest, vent, talk to myself, and say whatever tf is on my mind. 😭😂 This shit cheaper than therapy, and y’all are the unpaid therapists. 😭🤣

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

One of my colleagues asked me “Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” and I'm like, Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

I love when people are practically begging to hang out with you and you want nothing to do with it but instead of saying it nicely you find new ways to avoid the chat.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

Dear petty diary:
I can’t wait for the consequences of your own actions catching up to you and having to listen like I didn’t know it was coming. It’s always the same thing different background.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

It’s funny how we can’t just rant anymore. Like sorry you walked in at a bad time and I need to vent before I explode. But sure go tell the people who already saw the story. Oh and thanks for almost getting me in trouble for your actions.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

Dear petty diary:

I was once told make new friends and keep the old, one is silver and the other is gold.

So since silver is my color I guess I keep my silver and hide my gold?

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

I’m reviving this account just so I can enter my petty diary entries.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

@abberrrdabberrr That’s why they call it “to kill ya”

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

So when y’all want to have a life I’m expected to drop everything and go with you but when it’s me I’m on my own.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

You have been unsubscribed from your premium membership to my life.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

So wild that I got promoted and demoted on the same day.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

Have you ever tried this one?? #juno #ShortNSweet #sabrinacapenter

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

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[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

It’s funny how you hate drama, when you sure like to start it.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

This is why we never get our hopes up.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

I didn’t realize all my drafts on every social media app would disappear when I got my new phone. All my petty tweets can now never be seen.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

Worrying about all the small things is my favorite

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

When everything is up and down, up and down, up and down.

[Kendall✌ @kendall_d_h]

Sometimes I’d rather keep the one person I can talk about anything with than everyone