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[akilhenrymusic.bsky.social @akilhenrymusic]

I might get killed for this, but Abbott Elementary, Superstore, My Wife and Kids, Fresh Prince, Brooklyn 99, Modern Family, The Office US and Kim’s Convenience are ALL better than Friends lol

[🍓 Strawbarry 11:11 💫 @EvaLaMorte]

I can tell how old you are by the character you associate this beautiful man with.

[Isaac Hayes III @IsaacHayes3]

Nolan Wells DID NOT DROWN!

Like I said, you insufferable, racist idiots. 😐

[🦒 @kendallbc14]

@__keily no fr. i love making a masc melt

[R. @RyeTheDyke_]

I need the softest, sweetest, lover girl that ever loved

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

A man told me he would leave his child with a bear before he left it with a woman with postpartum depression. I told him I thought it was pretty sad that he would leave his kid with a bear before he just took care of them.

He blocked me.

[mandi✨🚒 @hermioneindisg2]

Honestly, respect to them for leaning into the bit but in a way that won’t be completely insufferable for their child

[Douglas. Just Douglas. @DougieRams]

White people:

We're not saying Black people dont commit suicide. We're not saying Black people dont hang themselves. We're specifically saying BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES.

Not then and not now.

[🦒 @kendallbc14]

i could’ve been so rich💔

[rova @rovabtw]

Imagine making $80k during the $20 full tank, $500 apartment, $5 footlong era?

[rova @rovabtw]

Imagine making $80k during the $20 full tank, $500 apartment, $5 footlong era?

[annie 🍷 @emiliascillian]

All I gotta say of that Taylor and Clarke situation ✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽✌🏽

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Remember, when breasts are used to sell cars, booze, video games, and male enjoyment, it's fine. But when they're used to feed a baby, it's offensive and sexual which is utterly horrific because it's actually just a woman Feeding her child.

[𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓮⁺₊⋆🌙⋆ Genesis’s Enabler @jackieeleanor]

And we’re shocked some doctors are pushing for endometriosis to be reclassified a cancer because of the way it operates. But ya, do another study on the most attractive female body trait instead of focusing on this severely understudied illness. I’ll just sit in pain forever.

[i HATE 🌰 dont send me that shit @KreoleBelle]

“Damn he just be eating anybody pussy huh but oh well it’s my turn now”

[riel 🌙 @rielnedottir]

try friends to lovers to exes to friends to lovers again... that shit is like crack

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: good looking people are less likely to cheat. they are immune to attention. it’s the ugly ones with fragile egos you gotta worry about

[still. @_vicdagoat]

🎯 delusional bitches will be like “it’s embarrassing, you’re obsessed with me” no, i hate you + i’m reflecting on the traumatic experiences i had dealing with you.

[Mo @Modizzlee]

And the saddest part is?
I still wanna fuck.

[canadian princess @hisfavstepdad]

ppl will be like “u only tweet abt ur ex” first of all i have multiple exes second of all the rest of my life is tea there’s nothing to complain about