Kendall Dick

history always retweets itself

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

They had 66 pages of DNA evidence against ynw melly and he beat it im sure thug and gunna gon be straight

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Hey @elonmusk. Are u paying the whole 44 billion up front or do u have payments. Because thats where they get ya

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Sooo……

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

in case u need to lose a boner fast

[The Jahmerican NYC 🦁🏌🏾‍♂️💫 @Jahmerican_Nyc]

Me passing someone: You slow ass b*tch

Me being passed: Okay speed racer

[GL @gldivittorio]

Joining a cult for the purpose of seeing if I have the mental stamina to get out of the cult just to feel something

[Kendall Dick @kendalldickk]

Imagine if people cared about the wnba lol

[Lindsay Crouse @lindsaycrouse]

“Imagine if Tom Brady were being held by Russian officials right now.” https://t.co/peFT0ZAXVk

[Jerry Jeudy⁴ @jerryjeudy]

Oh we lit 🔥

[poletic kate @poetickate]

brad wilcox: you will lose everything

me: bet

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Sh*t…

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is gonna pull North West in two different directions

[sean @Swhln]

The tiktok comments be funnier than the tiktoks lmao

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

twitter is like group therapy but no one heals