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[Maria Palmer @PalmerRadio]

Tomorrow it will be especially difficult to tumble out of bed, stumble to the kitchen, and pour myself a cup of ambition

[xan @G59_Xan]

sorry for calling you bro i meant it romantically

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

Replace every single data center with true IMAX theaters.

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sometimes you have to just say “what a fucking loser ass bitch” and keep it pushing.

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

People avoiding me after they’ve done me dirty is exactly what I expect. I don’t require closure. I get it. You’re a cowardly weasel. You were a weasel when you did it, you will likely respond to the situation as a weasel would.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[Lil G @SakPaseG]

Sometimes just sitting in the sun is enough for a good day. We overcomplicate joy.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[𖤝 @zeraphice]

i wish friendships were considered real relationships and that people put in actual effort to make friends and keep them like pls not everything has to be romantic

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[c ۶ৎ @isceadoll]

when y’all are reading a book, do you also suddenly put the book down for a while after a jaw-dropping scene and stare at nothing for a few seconds like there’s a secret camera filming your reaction then start talking about what you just read to absolutely no one

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

first in my bloodline to treat marriage as optional.

[roman roye @dudewhatevenis]

women around me have suffered immensely because of marriage and husbands and they're still out here suggesting me to get married

[#theehbic @wh0ref4iry]

i’m actually sooo picky that’s why it kills me to have to give up on smb i picked

[Bri @Datsme147]

Shout out to my disenfranchised black girls. My black girls who don't fit in. My weirdo black girls, my alternative black girls, my goth black girls, my nerdy black girls, my socially awkward black girls. Love your weirdness, love your originality.

[Mack @whatMackSays]

I think it’s okay to want more from life than just children and a family.

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

Travel. As much as you can. As far as you can. As long as you can. Life's not meant to be lived in one place.