Kendall Taylor

[່ @strssdyt]

fun fact about me:
if you write me a letter or note i will literally keep it for the rest of my life

[only sitcom @onlysitcom]

The "Get On Your Feet" ice rink scene is the best scene on any sitcom.

[the meji @mejitwo]

My internal monologue is better than any podcast. Wish you guys could hear this shit

[sierra 💋🪩 SEEING HARRY 9/9! mourning wembley 💖 @szn2sierra]

never ask a girl how much money she’s spent on her emotional support pop star

[▼ Kiel James Patrick @KJP]

As a kid I thought the Bermuda Triangle was gonna be a much bigger problem in my adult life

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

nobody ever taught me how to dougie

[Yikes is my catchphrase @big_yyikes]

Used my boyfriend’s body wash and started providing solutions instead of showing empathy

[carly @carlymccarly]

elbows up

[trap dad @dude_gang]

hey there delilah what’s it like in roku city

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

The reason men can open jars easily is because they don’t moisturize

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing...

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me: “I can’t wait to wear some fall fits”

also me in the fall:

[Ahmed Hany @Doolittleraidd]

why pilates is pronounced that way and pirates not

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

i be hittin that mf roundabout so hard i be in the passenger seat

[mau @rllydu]

don’t talk to me after i get a new pen. i’m busy. Writing Stuff Down #WritingStuffDown

[Girl @chiefkeefette]

Post doordash clarity is so crazy i cant believe i just spent 30 fucking dollars on wingstop

[evan @actuallypee]

once this covid shit over bro im legit getting my life together