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on the count of three we count to one

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

The word sublime implies the existence on the word sublemon

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

made a new twitter bye bye everyone this was fun!

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

20 or 30 gay people in my phone simultaneously sending this to me like an amber alert

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Bill Hader to voice ‘CAT IN THE HAT’ in new animated movie.

(Source: https://t.co/rrlndOLem2)

[Audrey Horne Updates and Rumors @credenzaclear2]

venti iced coffee. high of 78. good hair. dinner with friends later. could i be any more successful.

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

need this slippers more than i need air

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

oh so now playing a musical based off of 80 pages of war and peace is not encouraged

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

apparently it is inappropriate to scream at the top of your lungs driving, if i had known this previously i would have adjusted my outlook, however, now i simply look foolish forced to sit in the passenger seat

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Last night, I cried very intensely while I planned out in detail how I was going to commit suicide one day before my birthday because everything felt meaningless and cruel, which exhausted me, so I fell asleep, and when I woke up today, I felt completely fine and got my period.

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

@ripitsash @moogmodular55 i counted

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got a really cute bra today and a pretty dress; feeling very girlish and dainty

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

@faIsepriest having the worst allergies possibly of my life in south carolina

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

@ripitsash OH?

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

@ripitsash she’s so weird she’s perfect for me

[Craig Murray @CraigMurrayOrg]

I don't know at what stage western governments - and even western official oppositions - can be made to stop supporting this.

If they can't be made to stop, then democracy is well and truly dead.

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

it could happen to you: throwing up in a Publix parking lot

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

it could happen to you: two 20 tops followed by a slurry of 8-10 tops

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

this girl at work has just decided that she hates me now which is fun

[kendall roy (official) @kendallroybutt]

yeah let’s all hate the gorgeous woman with the beautiful hair