kendellina

ATX. Vegetarian. Taurus. LaCroix Enthusiast. Cat Savant. Coffee Please. I think I’m funny sometimes.

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

“Are you feeling rested after the long weekend??”

Me:

[The Onion @TheOnion]

CDC Director: ‘At Least We’re Not Fucking FEMA, Okay?’ https://t.co/YpAXiqrT4Q

[hermione granger @jayydee78]

who the fuck invented pet rent my cat is literally unemployed

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

do what you love and you’ll never own property a day in your life

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has dealt a major blow to the EPA's power to regulate carbon emissions that cause climate change. https://t.co/ZIME1qcipC

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

My ideal summer body is one that I have complete control over

[The Cut @TheCut]

The Supreme Court has overturned Roe v. Wade, meaning the legal right to abortion will disappear in half the country. But abortion itself will not.

Our vetted database of abortion clinics, funds, and other resources can aid with locating help near you: https://t.co/pKAxR1XIV8

[trash jones @jzux]

banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”

[🫧 @REDSEASHAWTY]

house/dance music is always popular when the recession is BIG and NASTY

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

If Facebook is down any longer, we risk vaccination numbers going up.

[Andrew Ba Tran @abtran]

710 Indigenous people, mostly girls, were reported missing over the past decade in Wyoming, the same state where Gabby Petito reportedly disappeared https://t.co/WwYlprb2A4

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: The Justice Department is suing Texas over its new abortion ban — saying the state enacted the law “in open defiance of the Constitution.”

[V @williamvercetti]

me yelling “REPRESENTATIVE!!” to the automated customer service line

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

Texas Gov. Abbott blames solar and wind for the blackouts in his state and says "this shows how the Green New Deal would be a deadly deal for the United States of America"

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Footage of me learning to speak to other humans again post-pandemic

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

After taking the oath of office this afternoon, I got right to work taking action to:

- Control the pandemic
- Provide economic relief
- Tackle climate change
- Advance racial equity

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.