ken$

I can hold my eyes open for 10 minutes

[ken$ @KendellLambert]

get you a girl who can't do either

[Jeff Bernat @jeffbernat]

For the first time in my career, the city I was raised in finally gave me some recognition.

This means everything to me. Nothing like hometown love.

[ken$ @KendellLambert]

take me back

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Flavor King 👑

[michael @mikethegoonie]

me: I forgot my hw at home

my online professor:

[ken$ @KendellLambert]

If the dorms let us nerf in the hallways we wouldn’t be alcoholics

[justin @farringt0n]

fuck this pandemic i’m going on vacation

[ken$ @KendellLambert]

just thought I’d check in

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

doctor: so how long have you been sick

me: since I bought these heelys

[Bri @_bri_love_]

all i gotta say is i’m very glad to have met the people who i have in my life rn... especially ken$ and em (i love them hoes)

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

[ken$ @KendellLambert]

just got new toe socks, don’t make me pull them out

[lmao @aayylmao]

lonely during the holidays?

try crack

[EMMY @emmymhartman]

My personality flaw is believing everything a magic 8 ball tells me

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

And they’ll feast, feast, feast, feast. They’ll eat their who-pudding and rare who-roast beast. But that’s something I just cannot stand in the least! #12DaysofFlavor

[the original self-identified emo @ThyArtIsMemes]

Gonna tell my kids this was Abraham Lincoln