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tall, dark, and handsome

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only pa drivers will break through green lights

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my 21 yr old brother ordering from the bar right before me and then me getting IDd right after 😃🔫

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hold my dead horse while i beat it

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@m3thmaster congratulations honey

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asked bella and gabe if i’m a catfish and gabe called me a FATfish

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bloom energy drink and dab pen rips is my preferred upper and downer

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the dead horse is beating me

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i have a few people that are loyal instagram post likers and i don’t follow them back and i feel like such a cunt like genuinely what am i supposed to do at this point? follow them back? remove them? i’m a terrible person

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all you can eat douchebag buffet

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mediocre at most things and an expert at nothing

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just posted on instagram and now the progressive commercial making fun of posting on social media keeps replaying during every break

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apples dipped in raspberry yogurt is my new hyperfixation meal

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my uber played fleetwood mac and van morrison should i ask him for his number

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forgot what the sun felt like in Siberia, Pennsylvania

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78 degrees and the frat down the street is blasting AI generated music and playing die

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i can now type completely without looking, my grandma would be proud

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why are post office ladies always so hostile??

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i am a spawn

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asked my student if he’s been practicing self care and got “I be smellin fresh, but i don’t need that mental health shit. i’m a man.” … alright

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spreading the gospel of its neVADuh not neVAHduh to all the east coasters