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weird dreams i’ve had and hate tweets ⬇️

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WATXCJING THE CRAZIEST EPISODE AND SITTING HERE LIKE THIS

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Watching glee at the airport chilis after getting delayed 5 hours #lookingonthebrightside

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@crossrhoadss Ouch

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@peachbeechh How was it

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I wish there was a good synonym of cheugy that I could use to people in my company but the ones I can find don’t not resonate the way I want

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Campbell gets turkey at 12:30 or the whole house falls apart

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.

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This movie cracks me up bc I wouldn’t be caught fucking dead doing any of that shit at 13

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

22 years ago.

[ella 🎹 @rozsonata]

HELP IM CRYING 😭😭😭

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Best day ever

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@peachbeechh How was the appointment

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Working on custodial forms and watching glee. Ah the duality of women

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I truly love Glee so much and I’m not even all the way through season one

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Fuck yeah 🫶

[em ☿ @crossrhoadss]

“I’m making funfetti for pride!” -a true ally ✊🏼 @cadetcarson4

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@haileygushh Right???

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I ordered a beer and the lady goes “wow you look so young” and I’m like yeah haha and she follows that up with “like really really young like 15!” Girl okay I get it give me my beer I’m so hungover

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And they weren’t even joking

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Instead of talking shit about me when I leave the room everyone made up a story that I love Ed Sheeran and I’m his number one fan ???

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They should do seating on planes by IQ

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@crossrhoadss I fear they will

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It’s beautiful that bits from my dads inside jokes with his friends have made it so deep in our family’s vocabulary