Kendell Garner

21. AU '16. Arts and cats, man. Arts and cats.

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Just turned in my last undergraduate assignment. Wild.

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@taybibby930 but really though you'd much rather be in class with me than at work ;-)

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i love my mom and i appreciate her cooking but her method of seasoning a chicken breast is so Caucasian. #growingupwhite

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One of my 11th grade tutoring students just learned that almonds are not peanuts.

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The question was not "should I dress up for spirit week at my high school?" It was "what 90s look should I go for?"

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Rolled up into the parking lot, saw campus safety writing tickets, pulled right through. Angels looking out for me today.

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i had to run the heat tonight! fall!!!

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I think I should start peeing on the floor and my dog should clean it up for a change.

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making a DickBlick order and can't remember what paints i'm out of cos i left them at school. :|

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oops i just ordered jelly sandals!!

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me, driving: do i have my keys?

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Me after being distracted at work: what time is it?? I'm gonna be late for work!!

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lulu is my lil kitty baby btw

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lulu is sitting in my lap watching youtube videos and every time my hand accidentally gets in her field of vision, she leans to see over it

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trying to take a pic of my cat in my lap but she's black and i'm wearing black :(

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my kitty just jumped in my lap and laid there for like 5 minutes. this has never happened to me ever.

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today my boyfriend thanked me for babbling to him about art history all the time, because he's getting art history questions on trivia crack

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@alysonrecord It's just for a few seconds in the middle, like 12 minutes in haha

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They did a tableau vivant on The Office! (US S8, E4) @CandaceWeddle @iamlydiagrace @amyhannah6 @alysonrecord

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i think i just sent a candy crush soda request to everyone on my friends list instead of just my soda friends on accident. -__-