🚨 MYSTERY HAIR ALERT 🚨
According to Fk’s salon, she left her bundles at the store 2 months ago but Feyikemi insists she’s never seen this hair in her life 😭
Are you brave enough to wear unidentified bundles or would you return to sender?
I don’t cheat, I manoeuvre. Like one time we were playing a concentration game and I ran out of names of dog breeds so I said “ekuke.” They said I should drink and I spent the next few mins arguing about colonisation, linguistic imperialism and the erasure of indigenous languages. And I won. Game on.
I need you to know some people pronounce WiFi as “wifey”
And those are the people you argue with daily on twitter .
Your time could be put to better use; just saying
The First Lady advised you people to sell corn and akara.
MIND YOU, In a functional country random roadside food would be illegal bc of health concerns.
We are finished.