Kendra Horton

HS counselor, tree hugger, obsessed w/baby goats in sweaters, freckle-faced redhead, useless trivia expert w/a loud laugh.

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

It's that time of year when I have to start admitting that I haven't won the lottery and have to return to school. My list is full of snacks and activity books for my students. https://t.co/7lmpZMHSfM

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

@ucs_dave Reminds me of the liter of cola scene from Super Troopers. 😂

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

It’s #PrimeDay so I wanted to share my school counselor #AmazonWishlist in case you are able to help #clearthelist2025 Most items are snacks, personal care items, & fidget/mindfulness items for my students. Thank you for helping students in need. https://t.co/7lmpZMHSfM

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

Vote for my amazing coworker Barb!!

[Mizzou Softball @MizzouSoftball]

Top 10 Season Performances Bracket: Championship Final

Chelsea Thomas (2011) 🆚 Barb Wright (1997)

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

If you don’t mind, please vote for my awesome co-worker Barb!

[Mizzou Softball @MizzouSoftball]

Top 10 Season Performances Bracket: Play-In #1

Barb Wright (1997) 🆚 Jenna Laird (2022)

Vote in the poll below ⤵️

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

I love when songs come on at a bar or restaurant where everyone starts singing along while they’re cutting up their food, or clearing off a table, etc. Great Day to be Alive by Travis Tritt came on and everyone knew the words.

[Sideshow @asideshowfilm]

“Simply Stunning. Like watching the most thrilling nature documentary ever sketched.”  – David Fear, @RollingStone

Gints Zilbalodis' FLOW opens this weekend in theaters everywhere. Previews start today in select markets. 🐈‍⬛⛵️🐋🌊

All showtimes at https://t.co/aBHmhhQsfI

[Dave Alexander @ucs_dave]

🎶 Columbus is the capital of O-HI-O 🎶

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Look who’s here 🤘

@TexasMascot

[FHCActivities @FHCActivities]

FOOTBALL UPDATE!!!!!!
Tonight’s football game at Liberty has been pushed back to 9 PM start time. Please like and retweet to spread the word as best as we can!!

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

@KaranEsch @Cardinals Congrats!! What a fun and impressive accomplishment.

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

@KaranEsch This could be the new quote for my first month’s white board!

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

I am so sad to hear of the passing of @BobNewhart today. I’m sad my one-woman campaign to get him a @kencen Honor never happened but I’m so glad I had a childhood of memories with him, Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Remember when Conan locked Bob Newhart in an airtight container so the Emmys wouldn’t run over 3 hours? Still maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on an awards show.

RIP Bob

[Goodable @Goodable]

This weekend marks six years since the world lost Anthony Bourdain.

Here are six lessons he taught that will change your life.

A Goodable 🧵

[CBS Sunday Morning 🌞 @CBSSunday]

Started by accident in the mid-1990s, the Monroe County Sheriff's Office Animal Farm in Key West has become home to abandoned, abused, confiscated, and donated animals and is maintained by a small team of incarcerated individuals. https://t.co/62caiAOlPY

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Go short tree, it's your #EarthDay!

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

@KaranEsch @stlgirlinlex Love the nails. Have so much fun!!! Tell Pooh Bear I say hi! If you see either of these pins please snag them for me! They’re my sisters favorites!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Guy filming some resting sharks... and then...

[Kendra Horton @kendra2828]

In Texas for my flight home. I saw a guy with a Whataburger bag and I wanted to knock him over, steal the bag, and run away to scarf it all down real fast.