It's 2007. You're running errands with your mom and she stops at the bank on the way home. Your mom deposits a check in the drive through. The teller sends the capsule back through the pipe with a receipt and a blueberry Dum Dum for you. Life is glorious
Great is the mystery of the incarnation:
He was laid in a manger, but upheld the universe.
He learned the law, but wrote the law.
He took a boat across the sea, but walked on the sea.
He ate bread, but multiplied bread.
He was not a man, but became a man
no, I'm not on Tinder waiting for my server to come back, I'm frantically swiping through photos of the menu items on Yelp because I don't know what i WANT
let's play a game called how much time can i spend taking care of painless + unimportant tasks while I self-justify the procrastination of that one project that needs to get accomplished today but is just too big in my mind to start